I love bed. Bed is comfy. Bed is quiet. Pillows are soft. Blankets are cozy. Bed is good

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

ghosting everyone because i think i’m annoying

does anyone else ever think about boobs

No you're the only one

there's no hope for me 😔

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

as i slowly try to get over my arachnophobia i must confess i always thought it was silly when people told me "don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them!" like okay first of all i'm not even sure if thats true, most house spiders seem like they're kinda minding their own business while i am demonstrably freaking out. second of all if it IS true then it doesnt even change how scared i am. like great now we're both scared. i'm scared, the spiders scared, everythings fucked. lets just burn the house down hand in unlovable hand (and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand.)

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

trusting the process has led me to places i wouldn't go with a gun

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient