This sound recording was posted a full two years ago by a user who I will keep anonymous unless they wish to be named. The reason I say that is because they were contacted by the devs personally and told to remove it due to how many spoilers it contained. I am now posting it because I think the final Uncle Jack tape shown in-canon, being often interrupted, is not quite as affecting as the original I heard, and I’ve included a transcript below the cut.
I'm sure I had it right here... Sometimes, you know, you take a little too much Joy and you uh, well, you can't remember where anything is. Ha ha, yes, here it is, thank god.
Mrs. Florence Gilberts of Bromhayes is holding an exhibition of her... hand-knit dolls. She likes to make dolls from all over the world, all knitted in wool, and this new line of hers is all Spanish dolls.
...You know who would've liked that? Margaret. Who's Margaret? [laughter] God, wait, wait a minute, what on Earth am I talking about? Everybody likes...dolls! What do you call a dozen downers at the bottom of a river? A good start! [laughter]
..I was very young, you know, to be a father. My parents were gone and...[laughter] listen, listen to me, who cares about the past? Well do drop by to see these fabulous dolls at Mrs. Florence Gilberts' place at...
She loved dolls, you know. She had dozens of them, from all over the w--
I can reassure you that there's absolutely no truth to the silly rumor that the food is running out. It is true that-- that there's a new flavor of Joy. It's Coconut.
...You'd think at 12 your daughter would be over dolls. But she'd.. make these little... costumes for them... oh god. [sobbing] I, I, I knew it was wrong. I mean, she was even excited about Germany. It was me! I couldn’t imagine living without her! So I hid her. And... someone tipped them off... and they came...and she panicked, and ran... oh, god! [sobbing] It's not going away! Please, make it go away!
I'm afraid we've come to the end of our time. [shouting] Do you hear me? We've come to the end of our time! We've come to the end of our time! We've come to the end of our time! [sobbing] We've come to the end of our time! We've come to the end of our time...!