Art Grabs Back

Better check the lost and found for that spine, Paul. Although, I'm pretty sure we all know who has it.

My prediction of a future Kellyanne spin statement.

You know these conversations are happening.

The Incredible Racist Snowflake Each member of the Trump team has had their own meltdown this week. Who's turn will it be today? Are their cycles syncing up and everyone is having their periods? Or is this just what happens when nobody is experienced or good at their job and they can't handle the pressure?

Banning access for women to care for themselves will put them in unsafe situations, asshats of Washington.

The "Wall" There are myriad reasons why this wall idea is ridiculous. Boats and airplanes are two of them.

Sorry, Paul. This is your life now. This is your life when you sellout to a mean girl.

No! You don't get a gold star and a cookie for every order you sign. Have you even read any of them? Can you read?

Mandated media blackout my ass

Hair full of secrets

Prom Queen comes with a price

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

OMG Kellyanne

Because Trump is really a bratty, 16 year-old girl.