Life isn't nice, it's contingent.

I wholeheartedly believe ppl should start saying, “But Brutus is an honorable man" instead of "I'm going to kill myself" when something inconveniencing happens

im so. career driven. *smokes in my kitchen*

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

google search how to make someone explode

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy