random dialogue starters from the elder scrolls v: skyrim. change wording and pronouns as needed!
“Could sure use a warm bed right about now.”
“Only burglars and vampires creep around after dark. So which are you?”
“I’ve been looking for you. Got something I’m supposed to deliver, your hands only.”
“It’s bad luck to talk about that place.”
“You hear that? I swear, there’s something out there. In the dark.”
“I fear the night, because the werewolves and vampires don’t.”
“You were right, we were wrong. Isn’t that enough for you?”
“You come up to me, fists raised? You looking for a beating?”
“I find your wolfish grin…Unsettling.”
“I cover my tracks and I keep my eyes open.”
“I find your hand in my pocket I’m going to cut it off.”
“Heard about you and your honeyed words…”
“I told you, I’ve prepared for this. It’s going to work.”
“Best offense is a good defense, am I right?”
“Don’t feel like a guest, because you’re not.”
“If we’re going to survive this, we’re going to have to be as ruthless as our enemies.”
“Go fiddling with any locks around here, we’re going to have a real problem.”
“We don’t have many options, do we?”
“I was this close to catching that killer. I swear it.”
“That’s a touching story. Now get outta my face.”
“Right, well. You can relax, I have it under control.”
“Do you know where he/she/they are staying now?”
“The damned nightmares have finally stopped. Don’t supposed you know anything about that?”
“Don’t like those eyes you got. They’ve got a bad hunger in them.”
“You know I’m more than capable. Why are you bringing this up?”
“These vampires are becoming a real menace.”
“Got a lot of nerve coming down here.”
“They say if a vampire so much as scratches you, you’ll turn into one. That better not be true.”
“We’ve got our eyes on you.”
“Around here we don’t ignore what’s happening in the world.”
“I would use the blue thing.”
“I don’t want to settle. I like things the way they are.”
“Spendid. Another mouth to feed.”
“Someone actually interested in what I’m doing? Amazing!”
“I may need to throw out the components and start again.”
“Just remember who’s in charge around here.”
“I can’t afford to make any assumptions. That’s how people wind up dead.”
“I work for them, okay? We’re not friends.”
“We all do. It is our burden to bear, but we can overcome.”
“I find the concept of sleeping with you not only repulsive, but morally unsettling. Does that answer your question?”
“They pay me and I get the job done. That’s it.”
