Art by Zaq

When your lactose intolerant little buddy ain’t feeling too well, you gotta be careful you don’t lose a foot.

Demonic hide and seek is a lot like human hide and seek....minus the whole sacrifice of the firstborn thing...

Skull capes are all the rage this season. The only trouble is finding enough skulls...

What’s really wild is how far behind I am on this challenge already

-Fairy Godmother from Shrek 2

Always use an environmentally friendly, reusable bag when grocery shopping.

Me dropping the kids off at daycare.

Don’t feel bad for him, he was a tax evader.

Hot tubbin.’ Tubbin’ in a hot tub.

This piece is an homage to myself heading to an 8th grade dance. I wore an amazing ridiculously patterned paisley shirt and I accidentally cut myself shaving beforehand. Those delinquents didn’t know what swag was til I walked through the door.

We honestly take a lot of things for granted nowadays. You never think about the strength and skill that was required back in the medieval days to make a really high quality edible arrangement.

When you’ve eaten wayyyy too much pizza with your homies and you’re lookin like a mess with sauce all on your robe, but then you see that last slice glistening in the moonlight and you know what must be done.

The best way to make new friends is to show off your sick ass sword collection. Be sure to rub the shiniest ones to make your friends extra jealous.

Ever since Home Depot hired Dave, he’s taken the job of guarding the lawn and garden section very seriously...

A machine made for a single purpose: to open peanut butter jars.

My cousin Jeffrey found out what it felt like to chew 5 gum.....he died.

A fun benefit to lining the inside of your jacket with fishing hooks is excruciating pain 🤩