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It's Indigenous Peoples' Day 😌 ✨️

We're Back ✨️

Welcome back everyone ✨️

actually fuck this *joins the muppets*

The older I get, the more accurate this feels

Goes for other disabilities too. Sometimes it seems like it’s “getting worse” when what’s really happening is that circumstances have changed in a way that makes the symptoms more obvious and detrimental. 

VERY important advice. Don’t beat yourself up. Adulting is HARD.

Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency.

Perfectly executed joke, no notes

If a trans girl tells you that she wants to start dressing more femme and your response is "but you're conforming to gender stereotypes" then she is entitled to punch you in the face as hard as she wants

Also, if a trans girl says she wants to go on hormones and your response is "but you're still valid if you don't get hrt" then she is also entitled to punch your face as hard as she wants

reblog this version you fucking cowards

It's Indigenous Peoples' Day 😌 ✨️

We're Back ✨️

G O O S E

some of y’all with printed copies of fanfiction are going to die someday and your books will end up at the secondhand book shop and someone is just going to innocently pick up blorbo/shitto enemies to lovers and when i think of it this way let’s keep printing fanfiction

can we clip our carabiners together so I don't get lost

no, but we can clip our carabiners together so that you don't get lost alone

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

Nemtom, milyen jó hír várhat hilnap: kiderul valami a rorsarchbol, ami még változtatja az egész életemet?

This potato works!!

Rebloging to bring someone hopefully an extra merry Christmas.

Look, can't be too careful in the new year 🫠