gone with the wind

Y'know stranger, you should work for the designing team in a chips company. 

Krusk

Is it bad that I've never heard of there?

I haven’t eaten chips in like, two years.

What?! How have you survived for the past twenty-four months?!

Rose. Congrats, Arryn. You have yet to make me feel nauseated or want to rip your head off. Which is very unusual in this town.

Well, thanks...I think. I guess I try not to make people feel nauseated.

Ha that they are. Thank god for claws though. It would suck to be a human and not even be able to open a lousy bag of chips.

Hell yeah it would suck. I'm Arryn, by the way.

I am Haven.

Haven. I like that name. It's really unique.

Hm.

You're a silent one, then. I'm Arryn.

Jersey, as in new jersey?

Yup. New Jersey is too much of a mouthful. But I'm 'Jersey born and raised.

Or a “I apologize for being a fucking prick and making this bag impossible to open unless you have supernatural abilities” label.

Heh, I guess humans actually wouldn't be able to open these things. The designers are real dickheads to their kind.

This town is huge.

Tell me about it. 'Jersey couldn't even top this place.

Because the designers were fucking stupid?

They were, I guess. It'd be nice if they could at least put in 'Hard To Open' warning or something. 

I can never find the pre-tear thingies though. I always end up using claws instead.

Same here, but I usually spill all the chips everywhere. I'm pretty clumsy with my claws.