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but then a couple do.  and prince eric is my fave out of those few because up until the final act, he is the most chill motherfucker u ever seen.  like he is quick to spring to action during the storm scene n stuff, but otherwise?  he’s really quiet n sensitive and runs along the beach playing the flute for his big shaggy dog n he smiles like a lil nerd and gets all cute around ariel and he’s so sweet n everything.

AND THEN IN THE FINAL BATTLE THAT MOTHERFUCKER STRAIGHT UP DRIVES A SHIP THROUGH URSULA LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!  NO WONDER NO ONE IS TRYIN TO LAY SIEGE TO HIS KINGDOM!!  ALL THE NEIGHBOURS ARE LIKE “HOLY SHIT DON’T GO THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST!  HE’LL STRAIGHT UP DRIVE A BOAT THROUGH YOUR BITCH!”

Then when he’s convinced some mystery woman saved him, he starts looking for her just to thank her. On his way, he meets some mute naked teenage girl who can’t even walk or dress herself, confirms that she’s not the girl he’s looking for, then brings her to stay at his castle anyway, for no particular reason.

No one questions this, just like they don’t question when he shows up three days later with a mysterious woman one morning and says he’s getting married that same day. At said wedding, several witnesses see his fiance turn into a sea monster, which he then murders by piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of the ocean straight into her.

A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings. Again, no one questions this.

“Did you hear what Prince Eric did this morning?”

why he's perfect for the role:

1. he's only 25, which puts him much closer to the age batman's sidekick should be unlike his previous live-action incarnations.

2. he's also multiracial, with blackfoot, korean, chinese and japanese ancestry; representation in the dcu has so far been laughable.

3. he's jacked as hell, especially for a 25 year old.

4. he even has a superhero role under his belt, as he played warpath in the x-men movies.

5. in the twilight films he played seth clearwater, a little-brother-figure to robert pattinson's edward cullen.

6. he's a great actor and a very likeable person, much like robin himself.

HOWEVER

I think every Descendants fan should set up D3 to record. I think every Descendants fan should at least try to watch D3. And if you can’t finish it, if it’s too hard, leave the room and keep the movie on - mute it if you have too, so the rating is still counted. We need to make this the highest rated Descendants movie ever. We did that with D2, to get a D3. This isn’t to get a D4, let’s be honest that was probably never going to happen anyway. This is about honoring Cameron and the blood, sweat, and tears he put into this franchise and this third film. This is about supporting the cast and crew that is still here, that is attempting to honor his memory with this film.

1) that the devil is a northerner