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"S9llux. Y9u and I have never met 6ef9re, then. We have already eliminated all 9ther pleasantries, s9 I supp9se I can answer y9ur 6lunt assumpti9ns.

"If 6y ‘KK’, y9u mean Karkat, then yes, I am ‘related’ t9 him. I am Karkat’s dancest9r and, in s9me 6u66les, I may even 6e c9nsidered his ment9r in s9me ways."

"that'2 actually quiite iintere2tiing. although, ii can't really 2ee kk haviing any 2ort of mentor. what, wiith how 2hiitty he get2, ea2iily."

==> The smile you send him is…perhaps a little forced. Just a little bit. You are not fond of Captors, you decided long ago, even if you’ve only ever met the one. Anything related to Mituna can’t be that pleasant, though. And already he has proven himself just as rude.

"N9w. T9 c9ntinue as civilized tr9lls. My name is Kankri Vantas. And you are…?"

He gave a nod to the name as he then proceeded to fold his arms across his chest in a reserved manner as his vision was kept upon the male before him in a cautioned manner.

"there ii2 one thiing.. you could go out and check two 2ee iif there are any gliitche2 around. you know, place2 wiith number2 and letter2 and 2ymbol2 2howiing, or maybe a gliitch liike a fla2h or 2tatiic iin the area. thiing2 liike that, but.. iit ii2 quiite dangerou2.

"alriight, alriight. hello."

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 “I’ll bring some back on my way… is, everything okay Sollux?” She seemed more concerned now then just curious.  She’d put her hands in her pockets looking to where his glance fell earlier

“…are  …you alright I mean.  I know we just met but.. if your in trouble or something.. I don’t really feel comfortable leaving you here by your self. especially if you’re gonna get hurt. “She leaned against wall   hoping that he was going to be okay. But something felt slightly off to her.  

"ah, no, no. ii am fiine, hone2tly. ii ju2t have thiing2 that ii can't leave here unattended, ii2 all."

He said as he pointed to his screen and all the codes that were processing themselves with certainty that she wouldn't understand what they were for, or that they could bring about the end of the world if something went wrong.

  you alwways gotta be so rude dont you sol

okay fine i wwas gonna try to be polite and havve some forved vvariation on wwhat normal people call a convversation but it seems like your just gonna shit all ovver that so wwhatevver. i came to see you because i need a hand wwith something, if your wwillin to do it. 

The Captor decided to get dangerously close to the seadweller and give him the biggest and most looking down upon smirk that he could possibly ever give a being.

 “Maybe we can play some videogames order a pizza and maybe build a robot hen battle them” She seemed pretty excited about the possibilities of this “it would be quite interesting. Plus, you’re pretty cool to. I’m still curious about your species, there’s so much about you trolls that I don’t know. Hanging out together would not only help me to understand your culture more, but it seems we have similar interests so it’d be really fun also! “She said smiling brightly. 

 As she hopped up from the spot she’d been sitting “I could always bring some supplies here to if you didn’t want to come with me. I’ve some videogames that you’ve probably not even played before. Should I go and grab some of my stuff…. Ooo I could also pick up that pizza to” Jade was a very excitable person, and right now she was enjoying the possibilities of developing a friendship with this troll.

 “ You like pizza right….” Her ears pinned back “ cause I can go get something else.. “

The Captor was about to nod in agreement, but his think pan instantly processed the words that she had said and he instantly shook his head. A little confused himself, but after a moment's of thinking, he understood why he had said no. He looked to the right for a quick second as his upper eyelids fell a little, but he soon returned his gaze towards her not long after.

"iif iit'2 alriight wiith you, could you briing the 2tuff over here? ii can't really permiit my2elf two leave the hiive at the moment. ii'm 2orry.

al2o, ii have never had 'piizza'. ii've heard about iit from you human2, but never actually had iit. 2o, that'2 fiine by me. you can briing 2ome."

honey.. comb.. iicecream..? ii-..

no, no, no.

ii can't.