Fuck The Arkham Knight

You held out your shakey hand toward the huge reptile that stood proudly in front if you, growling.

“Its okay big guy,” you whispered as you took a step towards the great beast. The Indoraptor tilted its head, curiosity obvious in its glowing eyes as they were trained on your form.

“It doesn’t need to be like this,” you continued, growing more confident. The I-raptor took a step forward. You jerked your hand back and stood stock still, expecting to be snapped at. But the oversized raptor only went on staring, moving its head closer.

“That’s it. I’m a friend.” The raptor huffed hot air at you. You stayed still, still holding your hand out. The I-raptor looked from your hand to your eyes. And slowly, the raptor laid on the ground and pressed its huge head against your hand, giving off loud rough puring.