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The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

but i believe aang can save the world

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

i was just chatting to my 82 year old father on the phone and he was talking about his lifelong struggle with ADHD and remarked, "but all the people who criticized me my whole life are dead now" and then did an evil cartoon sorcerer laugh. being old rocks

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

The e in email stands for evil mail

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.