Ari the Ghosty

"All right. What about you, Trashmouth? You married?"

"There’s no way Richie’s married."

"No, I got married."

"Richie, I don’t believe it."

"When?'

"Did you not hear this?"

"No."

"You didn’t know I got married?"

"No."

"Yeah, I married Sandy Gibson — Gibson-Tozier now — it was a big fucking deal!"

"Wait Sandy Gibson? The one who punched the groom and made out with the bride in that one series?"

"Same one! She won an emmy for that!"

"Holy crap, I heard about the rumors, but I didn't think they were true."

"Hey, I'm a very desirable man. We've even got kids!"

"YOU HAVE KIDS?"

"Yep!"

Richie pulls up his phone to show homescreen. It's a picture of Richie and Sandy at some breakfast diner with 2 kids, a teenage girl and younger boy. The younger boy gobbling down his strawberry pancakes as Sandy attempts to wipe his syrupy cheeks clean, while the teenage girl eats her chocolate waffle and flips off the camera that Richie held from his right hand as he used his left to hide away the younger girl's crude hand gesture, causing the image as a whole to be paused in some motion blur. Overall, it's wholesome family photo with Richie's blurry grinning face in the foreground. "Pepsi and Cola!"

"You did not name your kids Pepsi and Cola!"

"You're right. Our daughter's name is Piper and our son's name is Cole!"

"Holy shit, Trashmouth is married and has kids..."

Or, Richie and Sandy dated in college, but didn't work out since Richie is a gay man and Sandy is a lesbian woman. However, due to Sandy's homophobic Hollywood parents, Sandy and Richie stick it out for a few more years so that Sandy's parents don't force her to hook up with some random Hollywood douchebag. As both Richie and Sandy have terrible luck with relationships, especially secret queer relationships whilst their public personas heterosexually kiss face on TV, they platonically get married and adopt two kids.

Ochako — Naruto

Toga — Sasuke

Just imagine Ochako and Toga being childhood friends, then Toga leaves and Ochako goes nuts trying to bring her back to the village.

HIMIKO: "What is it with you? Just what the hell do you want from me?! WHY ARE YOU SO FIXATED ON ME?!"

OCHAKO: "Because you're my friend."

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HIMIKO: "Why do you keep on involving yourself with me?"

OCHAKO: "Because you're my friend."

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HIMIKO: "All of that time you spent chasing after me, would've been better spent in training. Wouldn't you agree, Ochako?"

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HIMIKO: "I've had enough of this! What the heck are you?!"

OCHAKO: "I'm your friend!"

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HIMIKO: Why Ochako? Why would you go so far for me?

OCHAKO: Because this is the first time I've ever had a bond like this. That's why I'll do anything I can to stop you.

HIMIKO: It's too late, Ochako. It's just too late. I can't turn back.

[acquires Sharingan's 3rd tomoe]

HIMIKO: Come, Ochako! If that's how it is, I'll just have to sever that bond.

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OCHAKO: "If you carve up my flesh... I'll let you do it! If you snap my bones... I'll let you do it! Even if you rip my arms off... I'll curse you from the grave! I don't care what it takes, I'm bringing you back!"

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Deku can be Sakura and idk who the rest can be.

Sakusa and Atsumu are friends and Sakusa is mentally preparing himself to ask Atsumu out sometime soon. That is until Komori rushes into Sakusa’s room and frantically confesses to hooking up with Suna (not knowing that Suna was dating Osamu at the time). Both Komori and Sakusa are in distressed, Komori thinking that he’s about to get his ass beat by Osamu AND Atsumu, and Sakusa worried about Atsumu not wanting to talk to him anymore out of brotherly loyalty to not hang out with Komori, and by cousinly association, Sakusa too.

my ocs

Pink is named Silvia Rosier

Purple is named Ivory Briar

Blue is named Rue Briar