when u highkey want 2b hot but ur 5'3 and have squishy cheeks

wish i was snuggling not struggling

‪Moving forward sometimes feels like crawling, but it’s still moving forward.‬

i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening

Can we just let him out on good behaivor? Cause that’s fucking outstanding.

🤷

My nigga said he set the appointment up. Legendary.

His lawyer was smiling like a proud father

His lawyers is trying not to laugh.

step 1: make girl laugh step 2: make girl moan

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

if you told me this was from an episode of Hannibal where he makes chocolate w human blood i would 1000% believe you