ari

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

computer throw a brick at this guy

like just leave me alone

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer