ariklander

society starting going downhill when they removed the cd drives from laptops

Remember gamers, “cheating” is only for multiplayer, when you’re on your own it’s “having fun”

your honor, in my defense, you wouldnt get it

you had to be there, your honor

If you try fucking w/ gender and it just confirms that you are in fact cis, that still gives you like an upgrade because now you’re approaching your sense of self with Intent™.

What was it Dolly Parton said? “Find out who you are, then do it on purpose.”

fuck hostile architecture

Diogenes said fuck terfs.

WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS

gender envy is like you want to look like them so bad it makes you look stupid

tumblr is social media for people who don't exist

anyone who was an ugly girl in middle school has incredible social perception now. like no other life experience trains you to spot fake niceness like that

I AM FUCKING WHEEZING

Why dont you go watch a studio ghibli movie and think about the power of love and kindness and maybe you'll calm down

Once I was playing mgs3 while the plumbers were over fixing the sink and I paused to get a drink and when I sit down one of the plumbers is looking and the screen and he goes “you’re character’s name is Snake?” and I say “yes, but I didn’t name him, that’s his name in the game already”, and the man excitedly gets out his ID to show me that his legal name is Snake. It was a pure moment.