Revenge

Prohodna Cave

Sooooooon…

❝The one who decided it was a good idea to wake up a vampire from her beauty sleep.❞ 

           “ Oh, you were sleeping? Man, you waste                   so much time doing that. “

Glaring, Mika’s eye twitched. He didn’t have time for some lowly progenitor’s ramblings. “Is there a point to this, or would you care to have my boot shoved down your throat..?” he hissed.

                  “ I was trying to think of which sounded the most evil.                      Like, what would sound cool when I kill someone? “

        ❛is that so. …how do you know?❜

              “ Read it in a book! Eternal life lets you have a lot of free time! “

        just kind of covers his mouth with his hands. 

           “ No, no, it’s true. You’ll probably hear your body fall too,               or at least your head. Just imagine! “

☢ evil version of my muse  ✿ good version of my muse ◕ older version of my muse ◔ younger version of my muse ♀ gender bent version of my muse ♚ medieval version of my muse ☆ futuristic version of my muse ♞ animal version of my muse ☁ god version of my muse ♈ body swapped version of my muse with yours

OC/Multimuse too

                  ‘ o-okay ! that’s enough from you— ’

                    “ But wait! There’s more! A human head remains                       conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after                       it is been decapitated. “

         less about the vampire’s words.

                  “ Rude, I’m just sharing some knowledge about you weirdos                     and you can’t even care enough to pretend to enjoy my presence. “

                       ‘ well that’s a great conversation starter. ’

                 “ I mean, I could have stated that it is possible to get                    erection after death instead. “