Kairnora is Life

Will: Hey babe.

Nico: *studying*

Will: Babe?

Nico: *studying*

Will: Sunshine?

Nico: *studying*

Will: Nico? *pokes*

Nico: *slowly turns head* What do you want, William?

Will: I just wanted to see how you were doing-

Nico: You just... CAN YOU NOT SEE IM STUDYING WILLIAM!? I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, ANNABETH?!

Will: Woah, chill out, it's just an exam-

Nico: Just an exam? JUST AN EXAM!? *ground rattles* I HAVE SO MUCH TO MEMORIZE *shadows grow* SO MUCH TO KNOW!*room darkens*

Will: *backs away* I'm gonna, uh, go check on the campers in the infirm-

Nico: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?! I HAVE WORDS TO LEARN!

Will: *backs out of room before bolting over to infirmary*

*nico walks into the Aphrodite cabin*

Nico: I need your help *serious face*

*Aphrodite cabin stares*

Nico: I need to *puts shades on* remodel

*everyone in the cabin grabs posters, glitter, and fabulous toolboxes*

*Drew grabs radio and "Fancy" starts playing*

Piper: bring everything

*piper grabs dagger and puts on shades*

*Aphrodite cabin follows Nico to his cabin*

Piper: *scans cabin* Mother of gods... *turns to Aphrodite kids* Destroy everything

Nico: Are you sure

Piper: If I don't make it out alive, tell Jason I died with honor

*everyone runs in and trashes the place, "Fancy" still playing, glitter everywhere*

Jason: what the-

Nico: I mean what I say

*Aphrodite sees the commotion*

Aphrodite: I've longed for this day

*charges into cabin and joins*

*Will charges in with sword*

Jason: idk man i just feel like this glasses kind of ruin my facial structure

Percy: nah bro your face is fine

Jason: r u sure bro

Percy: totally bro

Jason: but not as good as yours

Percy: aw come on bro, no ones face is as nice as urs

Nico: