the goose.

Oi! Happy birthday @argothegreat!!!!! :DDD

i love bees and pollinators of all sorts

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??

THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP

nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE

they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about

i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper

Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?

A fucking what now?

BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!

Here in New York it’s just called an ice.

DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.

who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.

?. The humble freeze pop ??

you fucking CANADIANS and your ALTERNATIVE NAMES. CALL THEM OTTER POPS AS GOD INTENDED.

Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together

@aspecmemesdaily

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i have a MUCH better question

were putting innovative new torture methods into place like making people read youtube comments

i'd rather kill myself than put up with that i'm not shitting you

hey so i'm a normal person don't worry

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