You don't look bluish.

im know whot the spirit of christmeos is

What is it, cat?

the spirit of christmeos is anarchy

One time I legit cried because I felt like none of my friends liked me and then I ate sushi and was fine

#i actually understand less

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

^this seemed important