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Spoilers Robots from the sky part 3

I’m sorry guys I HAD TO DO THIS!!

I accidentally paused this moment! I literally though sonic was gonna grab Tails’s hand and claim that thier together!! 😍😭😱

More post on the way!

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#totally looked like they were gonna hold hands

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Second commission for Slashtastic on DA.

Tails is the only one Sonic will ever move slow for. ;)

#sontails #sonic the hedgehog #Miles Tails Prower #sonic boom

zoomswish

I love the Boom team. They engage actively with fans who ask (reasonable/non-spoilery) questions, which is pretty damned awesome imho. Two different writers chimed in to answer!

(In retrospect, I guess the NJ town isn’t all bad… there’s a decent hospital, an okay cinema… oh, and revolutionary leftovers like Washington’s headquarters. And a green. Mm-hmm… Ehh.)

#fucking awesome!!#We knew it had to be!#grew up stones throw from the place

Scrog has fun with the Reverend Nicholas Edward.

I was looking for apartments and saw one that looked cool but kinda fishy but I though... what the hell? I’ll bite.

And lo and behold, I get this wonderfully GENUINE reply!

No need to zoom in. It’s just your standard “I’m a Reverend and I’m REALLY TRUSTWORTHY so you don’t need to feel AT ALL WARY of my too good to be true offer and my shady means of collecting your money.” shtick.

Totally legit.

But what really got me was his beautifully slimy and manipulative BIBLE VERSE sign off.

If you can’t read the image, it says:

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths. Do not be wise in your own eyes; Fear the Lord and depart from evil...."Proverbs 3: 5-7.

So! Not that I’m the first to do it. Nor will I be the last. But I thought to mine self: Old Scroggo? Why don’t you give this obviously PIOUS and DEVOTED Reverend the answer he truly deserves. It’s only fitting that I deliver unto him the sermon his Christ Like actions have warranted, right? RIGHT?? So I sent this:

Which reads:

Dear Reverend, How kind of you to extend your generosity. Let me, in turn, offer mine up to you. I offer up to you my KINGDOM.

For mine is the Kingdom of plenty. Mine is the kingdom of wealth. Mine is the kingdom of pleasure. Mine is the kingdom of gluttony. Mine is the kingdom of sloth. Mine is the kingdom of greed. Mine is the kingdom of envy. Mine is the kingdom of lust. Mine is the kingdom of pride. MINE IS THE KINGDOM OF WRATH. And I am KING over it all. I am the prince of pestilence. I am lord of the flies. I am the dark messiah. I am the great deceiver. I am the real scourge. I welcome you, as you have welcomed me, into my house. And as you step through my brimstone gates and tread upon the bones of those who came before you; as you behold a glorious lake of fire, it is with great joy and rapture you realize, my son-- You were already HOME. And your unholy father awaits you with open arms. I gather you close and press you to my flaming bossom. I whisper in a voice, more tender and more dear than those of your mortal mother as you suckled from her breast. I say unto you, Reverend Nicholas Edward... ... ... ... "Who's your daddy now, bitch?" Love, Satan [kissy emoji]

I hope I get the apartment! :)

Stay tuned!

#scrog has nothing better to do #except commissions and stuff #satan

A word of warning.

#miles prower #anti tails #this thing is so lame #but kinda fun #suppression squad

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I thought I'd share some of my artwork from when I was seven/eight years old. I actually illustrated an entire Sonic storybook FOR SCHOOL, which basically followed the saga of Knuckles pushing a boulder off a cliff to try to crush Sonic, and then Tails flying in the way and getting crushed instead. Buuuuut I don't really feel like scanning all that, so instead, feast your eyes upon some of my one-off masterpieces!

Enlarge the pics for my epic commentary.

I feel the need to transcribe the comic.

Tails: Sonic! Sonic: Huh (I think) Tails: Sonic! I hope he is O.K. Sally: What huped Tals I'll be right there! [What happened, Tails? I'll be right there!] Tails: He got shot by a buzboer! [he got shot by a buzbomber] Random Robotnik: I hate tate hedgehog! [who's tate hedgehog?] Sally: Hand me the medason! Tails: O.K. Sonic: Thanks gise Sally: It was nothing

THANKS GISE!

#sonic the hedgehog #Miles Tails Prower #sally acorn #robotnik #eggman

toytowns

What Phil Collins song would you kill someone to?

I would pick Sussudio

arealscrog

#i see you

toytowns

What do you think would happen if tails had the ability to duplicate himself perfectly and infinitely?

Sonic would be very, very stressed

arealscrog

Best and truest answer to this question.

#seriously #it might kill him

Best boyfriends.

Just some quicky fluff after drawing all that angst.

#sonic the hedgehog #Miles Tails Prower #sontails

Commission for slashtastic on DA. Some Sontails angst!

Sooooo! This is kind a weird mix of Sonic Boom and some SatAM/Archie comic themes with Tails being partially robotisized... which I always thought would be SUPER tragic for Sonic considering he's fighting so hard to protect his friends from this kind of thing.... and it's TAILS!!! Ugh...

#sonic the hedgehog #Miles Tails Prower #sontails #sonic boom #archie sonic

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John Oliver urges people to fight for Net Neutrality once again

Net neutrality is a difficult concept to understand. At its core, it’s the principle that internet service providers (like Comcast, AT&T and Verizon) should give consumers equal access to all legal content and applications without favoring or blocking particular sources.

But where does it really stand, particularly under the Trump administration? President Trump appointed Ajit Pai as FCC chairman upon entering office. Pai, a former Verizon lawyer, vowed to take a “weed whacker” to net neutrality regulations.

Simply put, it’s at risk. And John Oliver is here to save the day. Read more (5/8/17)

follow @the-future-now

arealscrog

People who follow me, people who don’t, people who like me and people who hate my guts-- protect your right to hate my guts! PLEASE WATCH THIS.

Unfortunately this is the most reblogged post for this right now and it doesn’t even have the link front and center so please, GO HERE:

gofccyourself.com

It’ll bring you to this page -- click the “Express” that I’ve circled:

Then fill out the fields. Make sure you TAB down through each field or it won’t keep your entries.

The leave a comment -- long, short, doesn’t matter. Just try to encourage them to uphold net neutrality and the Title II protections.

DO IT NOW!!! FOR THE INTERNET!!!

#net neutrality #john oliver

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Via Trust me I’m a Biologist

#ziles zrower

R.I.P Tails. You will be missed.

#sonic boom #Miles Tails Prower #sonic the hedgehog

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awwwww shit

Hate when you're just browsing tags on mobile and your sausage fingers like something or even worse follow something you don't mean to. Then you're like in this awkward situation of obviously unliking or unfollowing.... or just living with your mistake forever like the spineless cretin you really are. Don't worry though, mutuals. I do have a fucking spine. Each and every one of you can be sure you're not a sausage finger mistake. I promise. I think. Pretty sure.

auroraknux

Because you KNOW this is what they were really saying.

(Sorry for my crappy sentence mixing skills; I tried XD)

#amazing #thank you

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