Utterly Archaic

@infinityactual

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

does anyone apologize so much that you get told to stop apologizing and then you apologize for apologizing too much or is that just a me thing

the Relationship Ambiguity Zone™️ is a beautiful place to be. safe place to put your characters. put all characters into Relationship Ambiguity Zone. is that guy your mentor or your dad? Ambiguous!!! are you friends or enemies? Ambiguous!!! is it romantic? is it platonic? is it sexual? Ambiguous!!!!!!! never categorize anything ever in the Relationship Ambiguity Zone. just make them fucking weird about each other.

I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

hey i noticed your vibe was off for .5 seconds, was it something i did?

​going to fly out one lucky mutual to hold me while I sob

@borealtwilight

how to beg for attention without seeming pathetic

You ever wonder if anyone is parasocial about u

Liking a moots post while they're mid crashout vague posting like hi idk what ure talking abt but i support u

@borealtwilight

I need either affection or attention or a baseball bat to the temple. Whichever happens first

you guys really need to drink water. not me though i am exempt