Hello there! Your writing always makes me smile and I wanted to request something, If I could <3 I saw this comment in a youtube shorts and was excited to see how this could happen for each of the batboys!! At first I thought of Dick or Tim, but this could be so real for all of them lol Lots of love!
The Day Before: Batfamily Proposal Accident
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Dick Grayson
Dick had been planning this for months. He had the ring custom-made, elegant, subtle, with a tiny blue sapphire alongside the diamond because you'd once mentioned loving the color of the BlĂŒdhaven sky right before sunrise. He'd coordinated with all his siblings, gotten Bruce's blessing (and a rare smile), and even arranged for the proposal to happen at Haly's Circus during their Gotham tour stop.
Everything was perfect.
So naturally, the day before his planned proposal, you cornered him in the kitchen of your shared apartment.
"Dick, we need to talk," you said, and his heart immediately dropped into his stomach because those were never good words.
"Okay..." He set down his coffee mug carefully, running through every possible scenario. Had he forgotten an anniversary? Said something wrong on patrol? Was this about him leaving the toilet seat up again?
You took a deep breath, reached into your pocket, and pulled out a small velvet box.
Dick's brain short-circuited.
"I know this isn't traditional, and maybe you wanted to be the one to do this, but I love you, and I don't want to wait anymore, and..." you were rambling now, nervous, "...Richard John Grayson, will you marry me?"
He stared at you. Then at the box. Then back at you.
"No," he said.
Your face fell completely, devastation written across every feature, and he immediately realized his mistake.
"NO! No, wait..." He frantically reached into his own pocket, pulling out the ring box he'd been carrying around for weeks, too paranoid to leave it anywhere. "I meant no as in...you can't propose today because I'm proposing tomorrow and I've had this planned for three months and..."
You started laughing, that slightly hysterical laugh that meant you were either going to kiss him or kill him.
"Are you serious right now?"
"I have a whole thing planned! There's going to be a trapeze act and everything!" He opened his box, showing you the ring. "I was going to do it under the circus lights where we first met and... wait, is that a yes? To my proposal that I haven't actually done yet?"
"You said 'no' to my proposal!"
"Because I wanted to do mine first!"
You both stood there in the kitchen, each holding a ring box, staring at each other in complete disbelief.
"This is ridiculous," you finally said.
"Completely ridiculous," Dick agreed, that brilliant smile breaking across his face. "So... do you want to just propose to each other right now?"
"Your entire family is going to be so disappointed they missed this disaster."
"Oh, I'm still doing the trapeze proposal tomorrow. But maybe..." He took the ring from your box, getting down on one knee right there on the kitchen tile, "...we could do a practice run?"
You laughed, tears in your eyes, and pulled him up to kiss him instead. "Yes, you idiot. Yes to both proposals. All the proposals."
"Just so we're clear," Dick murmured against your lips, "I'm still doing the big romantic one tomorrow."
"I'm still putting my ring on your finger right now."
"Deal."
(The next day, when Dick proposed under the circus lights with his entire family watching, you waited until he finished his whole speech before pulling out your own ring and saying, "My turn."
Jason complained that he lost the betting pool because "of course you two nerds would do a double proposal.")
Jason Todd
Jason was not a planner. He didn't do big romantic gestures. He didn't do elaborate schemes. So when he decided he wanted to marry you, he figured he'd just... ask. Simple. Direct. That was more his style anyway.
He'd bought the ring on impulse three weeks ago, saw it in a pawn shop window in Crime Alley, got hit with the sudden crystal-clear thought of that's the one, and bought it before he could overthink it.
Since then, it had been burning a hole in his jacket pocket. He'd almost asked you seventeen different times: over burgers at your favorite dive, after patrol when you were patching up a cut on his shoulder, during a movie night when you fell asleep on his chest.
But something always stopped him. Not fear, exactly. More like... wanting the moment to be right.
Tonight felt right. You were on his couch, reading, legs draped over his lap, and he was pretending to clean his guns while actually just watching you. The safehouse was quiet. Gotham was, miraculously, having a slow night. It was perfect.
Jason put down the gun, reached for his jacket.
"Hey, so..." he started.
"I need to ask you something," you said at the exact same time, looking up from your book with an odd expression.
"You first," Jason said, settling back. The ring box felt heavy in his hand, still in his pocket.
You dog-eared your page (Jason mentally noted to buy you a bookmark for the thousandth time) and shifted to face him fully. You looked nervous, which was weird because you never got nervous. You'd stared down Killer Croc without flinching.
"Okay, so. I'm just going to say this because if I don't say it now, I'm going to lose my nerve." You took a breath. "Jason, I want to marry you. I know that's probably not... I mean, we've never really talked about it, and maybe you don't want that, but I love you and I love this life with you and..."
"No," Jason interrupted.
You stopped mid-ramble, and he watched your expression shutter, walls going up.
"No," he repeated, "you don't get to propose today."
"...what?"
He pulled out the ring box, opened it. "Because I'm doing this tomorrow. I had a whole thing planned. Well, not planned planned, but I was gonna take you to that place in Crime Alley, where we first met. Where you told that mugger to fuck off and then bought me coffee."
You stared at the ring, then at him, then started laughing... that surprised, delighted laugh he loved.
"You were going to propose tomorrow?"
"Yeah, except now you've ruined the surprise, so... " He pulled you into his lap properly, keeping the ring box between you. "... we're doing this now instead. And just so we're clear, I'm still saying no to your proposal because you don't have a ring and that's just poor planning."
"Poor planning?" You were grinning now, eyes bright. "Says the guy who's been carrying that ring around for three weeks too scared to ask."
"I wasn't scared..." He cut himself off at your knowing look. "Okay, maybe a little. But in my defense, you're terrifying."
"Jason Todd," you said softly, framing his face with your hands, "are you proposing to me right now?"
"Yeah," he said, suddenly serious. "Yeah, I am. I know I'm not easy, and this life isn't easy, and I can't promise you normal or safe or any of that bullshit. But I can promise you this... all of this, all of me, for as long as you'll have it."
"Yes," you whispered.
"You didn't let me finish..."
"Yes," you repeated, kissing him. "Yes to tomorrow's proposal, yes to today's proposal, yes to all of it."
Jason slipped the ring onto your finger, and it fit perfectly. Of course it did.
"So," he murmured against your lips, "about your proposal. You got a ring for me, or...?"
You pulled back just enough to smirk at him. "Actually, yes. It's in my jacket. I was planning to ask you tomorrow night."
Jason threw his head back and laughed, the sound echoing off the safehouse walls. "We're a mess."
"Yeah," you agreed, reaching for your own jacket. "But we're engaged messes now."
(You both wore your rings on chains under your suits. When Bruce eventually noticed and asked when Jason was planning to mention his engagement, Jason just shrugged and said, "When it comes up naturally."
"It's been four months, Jason."
"And it just came up. Naturally.")
Tim Drake
Tim had a spreadsheet.
Actually, Tim had seventeen spreadsheets, a probability matrix, three backup plans, and a fully researched presentation on optimal proposal strategies based on your known preferences, past reactions to romantic gestures, and statistical data on successful proposals.
He'd been planning this for six months.
The ring was hidden in a false bottom in his desk drawer at Wayne Enterprises... the one place you'd never look because you respected his workspace. The reservation at the restaurant where you'd had your first date was booked for tomorrow night. He'd arranged for the string quartet. He'd even hacked the restaurant's system to ensure you'd get the exact table where you'd first sat three years ago.
Everything was accounted for. Every variable considered.
Tim Drake did not leave things to chance.
So of course, the universe decided to laugh at him.
You showed up at his office at Wayne Enterprises at 11 PM, which wasn't unusual... You often brought him dinner when he was working late. What was unusual was the look on your face: determined and nervous and excited all at once.
"Hey," you said, setting down the takeout bag. "Can we talk?"
Tim's fingers froze over his keyboard. Those words. He'd run approximately thirty-seven scenarios about what to do if you wanted to have a "talk" before the proposal, and none of them were good.
Had you figured it out? Did you find the ring? Was this about him spending too much time on cases? Not enough time at home? Had he missed something important?
"Of course," he said, voice calmer than he felt. "What's up?"
You sat on the edge of his desk, picked up his hand, and looked at him with those eyes that had made him fall in love with you in the first place.
"I'm going to ask you something, and I need you to just... let me finish before you answer, okay?"
"Okay," Tim agreed, mind racing through possibilities.
You took a breath. "Tim Drake, I love you. I love your brilliant, ridiculous brain. I love how you drink too much coffee and forget to sleep. I love how you care so deeply about everything and everyone. I love the life we've built together. And I know we've talked about the future in abstract terms, but I don't want abstract anymore. I want concrete. I want forever. So..." you pulled out a small box, "...will you marry me?"
Tim's brain... his genius, superhuman brain, completely blue-screened.
"No," he said automatically.
Your face fell so fast it was like watching someone pull a foundation out from under a building.
"Wait... NO. Not no, I just... " Tim was already yanking open his desk drawer, false bottom and all, pulling out his ring box. "You can't propose today because I'm proposing tomorrow! I have dinner reservations! There's going to be a string quartet! I have seventeen spreadsheets!"
You stared at him. "You have... seventeen spreadsheets?"
"For the proposal planning! And you just... You can't just propose at 11 PM in my office when I have seventeen spreadsheets!"
A smile started tugging at your lips. "You said no because of spreadsheets?"
"I said no because I wanted to propose first!" Tim ran his hand through his hair, completely flustered in a way that only you could make him. "I've been planning this for six months. Six months! I have backup plans for the backup plans!"
"Of course you do," you said fondly. Then you looked at the ring in his hand, and back at your own ring box. "So... we're both proposing?"
"Apparently." Tim looked at the two rings, at you, and felt a laugh bubble up. "This is not in any of my spreadsheets."
"Maybe that's okay," you suggested. "Maybe some things don't need seventeen spreadsheets."
"Absolutely not. I'm adding this to the data." But he was smiling now, that soft smile he only ever gave you. "Can we... can we just do both? Right now?"
"I think we kind of already did."
Tim stood, properly took your hand, and got down on one knee right there in his Wayne Enterprises office. "Let me do this right. I had a whole speech planned, but the basic version is: you make me better. You make everything better. You see me... not Red Robin, not the CEO, not Bruce's son... just me. And I want to spend the rest of my life being seen by you. Will you marry me?"
"Yes," you said, laughing and crying at the same time. "But I'm still proposing too."
"Competitive even in proposals. I love you."
"I love you too, you over-planning genius." You slid your ring onto his finger, and he slid his onto yours. "So what do we do about the reservation tomorrow?"
"We're still going," Tim said immediately. "It's non-refundable and I'm not wasting a string quartet."
"Fair enough."
(The next night, Tim still got down on one knee at the restaurant, presented the ring, and gave his full prepared speech. You listened patiently, said yes again, and then told the string quartet you'd like to make an announcement too.
"Two proposals?" the waiter asked, confused.
"We're competitive," you and Tim said in unison.
Later, when Tim added this to his proposal spreadsheets under "Unexpected Variables," he highlighted it and added a note: "Best possible outcome.")
Damian Wayne
Damian had been raised by assassins. He'd been trained in strategy, combat, and patience. He knew how to plan. He knew how to execute. He knew how to wait for the perfect moment to strike.
So when he decided he wanted to marry you, he approached it with the same precision he approached everything else.
The ring had been commissioned six months ago... a family heirloom emerald reset in a new band, because you deserved something with history but also something entirely yours. He'd arranged for a private tour of the Gotham Botanical Gardens after hours, your favorite place in the city. He'd even commissioned an artist to paint a portrait of Titus and Alfred the cat as a secondary gift, because he knew you'd cry over it.
Everything was prepared for tomorrow evening.
Damian did not fail. Damian did not leave things to chance.
Except, apparently, he'd failed to account for you.
You'd asked him to meet you at the Manor's gardens, which wasn't unusual. You often spent time there together, especially in the evening when Damian was tending to the plants. But when he arrived, you were pacing, and you only paced when you were nervous.
"Beloved?" Damian approached cautiously. "What's wrong?"
You turned to face him, squared your shoulders in that way you did when you were about to do something brave, and said, "Nothing's wrong. I just... I need to ask you something."
"Ask."
Instead of speaking, you closed the distance between you, took both his hands, and looked him directly in the eyes.
"Damian Wayne, I know you value tradition and precision and doing things the right way. I know you like having control. But I can't wait anymore. I've been carrying this ring around for two weeks trying to find the perfect moment, and I realized there is no perfect moment. There's just us, and this garden, and the fact that I love you more than I thought it was possible to love another person." You pulled out a simple black ring box. "Will you marry me?"
For the first time in his adult life, Damian Wayne was completely speechless.
"No," he said finally, voice rough.
Your hands trembled slightly, but you didn't step back. "No?"
"No, you cannot propose today." Damian reached into his jacket pocket, pulling out his own ring box. "I am proposing tomorrow. I have made arrangements. There is a plan."
Your eyes widened as you saw the ring. "Damian... "
"I was going to ask you in the Botanical Gardens. I have arranged a private tour. There is a portrait of the animals being delivered. I was going to... " He stopped, jaw tightening. "You have ruined my carefully constructed plan."
A smile started spreading across your face. "You were going to propose tomorrow?"
"Yes."
"And I ruined it?"
"Yes."
"And you said no to my proposal because of that?"
"Yes." Damian looked at the two ring boxes between you. "This is... unacceptable."
"Completely unacceptable," you agreed, but you were grinning now.
Damian was quiet for a moment, clearly recalculating. Then he made a decision.
"We will do both proposals. Mine tomorrow, as planned. Yours now, because apparently you lack patience."
"Excuse me, I waited two weeks..."
"I waited six months, beloved."
You laughed, the sound bright in the quiet garden. "Okay, you win the waiting competition. But does that mean...?"
Damian took the ring from your box, examined it with a critical eye. "It is a good ring. Well chosen." Then he slid it onto his finger, the metal catching the moonlight. "Yes. I accept your proposal."
"Yeah?" You were smiling so wide it had to hurt.
"Yes. And tomorrow, you will accept mine."
"Pretty presumptuous..."
Damian cut you off with a kiss, rare and soft and perfect. When he pulled back, his hand came up to cup your face. "I love you. You are chaotic and impulsive and you disrupt all my plans. And I love you."
"Even though I ruined your proposal?"
"You did not ruin it. You simply... added an unexpected variable." His thumb brushed your cheek. "I am adaptable."
"The most adaptable," you teased. Then, more seriously, "So tomorrow? For real?"
"Tomorrow. For real. With the full plan, as intended."
"Can't wait."
(The next evening, Damian executed his proposal flawlessly. The gardens were perfect, the portrait made you cry exactly as predicted, and when he got down on one knee and offered his ring, you said yes like it was the first time.
Later, in bed, you traced the ring on his finger and whispered, "So technically, I proposed first."
"Technically," Damian agreed, "you proposed impulsively in a garden with no planning whatsoever."
"And you said no."
"And then I said yes. I am magnanimous like that."
You laughed into his shoulder. "I love you, you impossible man."
"Tt. I love you too, even if you lack patience and strategic planning."
"We balance each other out."
"Apparently."
And though neither of you would admit it, having two proposals was better than one anyway.)
Bruce Wayne
Bruce Wayne was a planner. Everything he did was calculated, considered from every angle, prepared for every possible contingency.
Proposing to you was no different.
He'd been planning it for eight months. The ring had been designed specifically for you, elegant, understated, because you'd never wanted anything flashy. He'd arranged for a private dinner at the Manor, had Alfred prepare your favorite meal, and had even asked his children for their blessing (which had devolved into forty-five minutes of them roasting his romantic skills, but they'd ultimately approved).
Everything was set for tomorrow night.
Bruce had contingency plans for his contingency plans. He'd accounted for everything.
Everything except you.
You'd asked him to meet you in the Cave, which wasn't unusual; you often helped with cases, and you were one of the few people allowed full access. But when he arrived, you weren't at the computers. You were standing in the center of the space, dressed not in tactical gear but in regular clothes, and you looked terrified.
That immediately set off alarm bells.
"What's wrong?" Bruce was already running through possibilities.... threats, injuries, compromised identities.
"Nothing's wrong," you said quickly. "I just... I need to tell you something. Ask you something. Before I lose my nerve."
Bruce approached cautiously, cowl down, searching your face for clues. "Alright."
You took a shaky breath. "I know you like to be in control. I know you like to plan everything. I know this probably isn't how you'd want this to happen, but I can't keep waiting for the right moment because I don't think there is a right moment. There's just us, and this insane life we've chosen, and the fact that I want to spend the rest of that life with you."
You pulled out a small box from your pocket, hands trembling slightly.
"Bruce Wayne, will you marry me?"
For a moment... just a moment... the Batman was completely frozen.
Then: "No."
Your face went carefully blank, the same expression you used in the field when you'd been injured but didn't want anyone to know. "No."
"Not no...." Bruce was already moving, pulling you closer. "No, you can't propose today."
"I... what?"
He reached into his utility belt, because of course he was carrying the ring even in uniform, and pulled out a small velvet box. "I'm proposing tomorrow. I have dinner planned. Alfred is making your favorite meal. I was going to..."
"You were going to propose tomorrow," you repeated slowly, looking between his face and the ring. "Tomorrow."
"Yes."
"And I just..."
"Yes."
A laugh bubbled out of you, slightly hysterical. "I proposed the day before you were going to propose."
"Yes."
"And you said no."
Bruce had the grace to wince. "Poor phrasing. I meant..."
"I know what you meant." You were smiling now, that beautiful smile that still made his heart stutter. "You said no because you wanted to do it first."
"I had a plan," Bruce said, a bit defensively.
"Of course you did. You always have a plan." You looked at the ring in his hand, then at your own box. "So what do we do now?"
Bruce considered. As Batman, he was used to adapting to changing circumstances. As Bruce Wayne, he was used to maintaining control. As himself, stripped of both mantles, standing in the Cave with the person he loved more than his mission, more than his city, more than the weight of all his responsibilities...
He got down on one knee.
"Bruce, you don't have to...."
"Let me do this," he said quietly. "Please."
You nodded, tears already gathering in your eyes.
"I had a speech prepared. Alfred helped me write it. It was... adequate." His lips quirked slightly. "But the truth is simpler. You know who I am. All of me...Bruce, Batman, everything in between. You've seen me at my worst, and you stayed. You've seen me at my best, and you challenged me to be better. You've taken this impossible life I lead and made it feel less lonely. I love you. Will you marry me?"
"Yes," you whispered. "But I'm still putting my ring on your finger first."
"I wouldn't expect anything less."
You both stayed there on the Cave floor, laughing and crying and exchanging rings like it was the most natural thing in the world. Bruce slipped his ring onto your finger with the same precision he used for everything, and you slid yours onto his with trembling hands.
"So," you said eventually, "about that dinner tomorrow..."
"We're still doing it."
"Even though we're already engaged?"
"I'm not wasting Alfred's cooking." Bruce pulled you closer, pressing his forehead to yours. "And I want to propose properly. The way I planned."
"You're really attached to this plan."
"I've been working on it for eight months."
"Of course you have." You kissed him softly. "Okay. Tomorrow, you propose properly. And I'll act surprised."
"Don't act. Just... be there."
"Always."
(The next night, Bruce proposed exactly as planned. The dinner was perfect, the ring presentation flawless, his speech eloquent. You said yes like you hadn't already said yes in the Cave, and when his children inevitably crashed the dinner to "make sure he didn't mess it up," you all laughed together.
Later, in the quiet of his room, you touched the ring on his finger and whispered, "I'm glad I proposed first."
"Even though I said no?"
"Especially because you said no. It was very you."
Bruce huffed a quiet laugh. "I'm glad you proposed first too."
"Yeah?"
"Yes. It was very you.... impulsive, brave, perfect timing even when it's the worst timing."
"We're a mess."
"We're engaged," Bruce corrected.
"That too."
And for once, Bruce Wayne didn't have a plan for what came next. But with your hand in his and the ring on both your fingers, he found he didn't need one.)













