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Somewhere along the line Pattinson figured out the celebrity interview was 95% bullshit social contract with zero penalty associated with breaking it and ever since then he's turned them into his own personal postmodern entertainment project. I appreciate him for it.

Sometimes you have to join the war on fake news on the side of fake news

here’s a link to a playlist since everyone’s a fan of this post

and a working link

it would literally end tomorrow if john green just admitted to loving the taste of cock

I found an old rusty USB in the basement today should I see if anything’s on it

ALSO there were a bunch of ancient (okay from 2014) SCP games on it?? and a Gameboy Emulator and a copy of the game Lifehouse, based off the concept album The Who tried to write in the 70’s, but Pete Townsend got too lost in the sauce or whatever and had a mental breakdown and never finished it

This is the polar opposite of a Creepypasta

men were just built different in the 70s & 80s idk if it's the chest hair or actors not being forced into inhumane training regimes for movies but everything was so much more lush like those are free range organic male tits not the factory shit with chemicals in it