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Jonathan Sims, Knower of All Knowledge, and still can't make a decision on his own

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[ID: A drawing of Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from the Magnus Archives, sat back to back. Jon is a brown man with mid length grey hair, wearing a green sweater. Martin is a fat white man with ginger hair tied in a tail in the back, and frosted white at the bangs and ends. He's wearing a pastel jumper. Jon is reading a book and Martin's on his phone. In green and blue text bubbles, their conversation is as follows:

Martin: "What are we thinking for dinner?"

Jon: "Anything is fine with me."

Martin: "Pizza?"

Jon: "No."

Martin: "Tacos?"

Jon: "Not that."

Martin: *silence*

Weathered burl on fallen oak