what do I call this

I low kirk can't fucking stand how mobile phones are so unusable if you want to do ANYTHING other than the 5 mind numbing activities these shit bricks were built for.

Part of the reason I use Linux is because if something breaks you can fix it. Driver broke? google the fix this already happened to someone.

Using a phone? something doesn't work?

Go fuck yourself welcome to the 21st century dipshit fuck you.

Stupid shitty phones.

Step 1: See an absolutely monstrous image on a reddit post about "worst possible AO3 features"

Step 2: realize that you could probably recreate that with CSS

Step 3: spend an hour of time you were supposed to be working just constantly thinking about how to do it

Step 4: spend your lunch hour (and another 20 minutes after work) making the thing

Step 5: profit???

If you would like to make your AO3 works pages look like some sort of cursed timeline full of broken ads, personal information, and AI then grab the code and make yourself a site skin 😆🤣

Note: this removes all of the buttons at the top of a fic and also I built it on my laptop with zero considerations for mobile. This is a shitpost kind of a site skin, so just try it for the visceral horrors and not for actual usability.

Image of one of my own fics:

ragatha having a knife IN HER FACE and being more concerned about her mother was such a powerful writing decision