i want to be well

I’m hoping to enter a happy marriage with another man in the future. I’m straight, and I want a marriage, but the marriage system has been used to oppress women for so long. I simply cannot handle the thought of being a husband to a beautiful woman when so many men have hurt her. Therefore, I will marry a man. For feminism.

i hope i am not just a blog to you but a televangelist of the riverdale gospel

by age 30 you should have one friend who used to work on wall street but was shunned after she killed her husband and then later had her father assassinated, one friend who was trapped in the sewers of new york for three days and felt deeply connected with the rat king only to find out that he actually had rabies, one friend who fought in the war in uzbekistan and runs a boxing gym and a mine and a fire station, one friend who is gay kevin, one friend with serial killer genes who works for the fbi and looks to her own sister as a christ figure capable of absolving her of sin, one friend who moved to town relatively recently but ultimately is the town’s one true guardian angel, two friends whose newborn baby is an adult, and one friend who dabbles in witchcraft and was once banished to the corners of a lesbian ghost’s mind. finally, by age 30 all of these friends should be in high school the day after james dean dies, and only one of them should know about their pasts.