Run Away With Me

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

She is going to hit that Christian baby for a home run.

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

MOST of my problems could be solved by carly rae jepsen cut to the feeling. the rest will have to be solved by carly rae jepsen run away with me.

On the American broadcast, about five seconds after the music started the announcer said about the woman, “she lists her hobbies as ‘forgetting things’ and ‘existential crises’”, and I can’t imagine a more delightful one-two punch

guy who says "thanks, i really needed that" after giving you a blowjob

My lurking game is crazy I’m laid up in bed reading your grandpa’s obituary