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Pam: Wow, you are just a dog in a manger.

Cheryl: I don’t know what that means, Pam. I didn’t grow up on a cheese farm.

Pam: Oh for the - It’s called a dairy.

The More You Know: Dog in a Manger

Archer Fact: Tigers don’t live in South America. (Naturally)

☣- What on earth are you?

☠- I hope you die…

 ♛- You should just go away.

Ü- I don’t know how to feel.

☃- DOES.NOT.COMPUTE.

†- Ya’ll need Jesus.

♥- I can’t live without you.

 ◕‿◕- Friends~

★- You are a star.

╰☆╮- I just want to fuck you.

If douche means something along “evil, corrupt, egomaniac” then yes. He actually paid men to kidnap just to start a war with the neighboring country, just in the hopes of conquering it. He’s the reason I left Florin and became a pirate.

*You step away from her and shut the curtain, and shrug out of your dress*

And thank you, about my sword. It was a departing gift from my mentor, Domingo Montoya. He was one of the greatest swordsman, and people, this world has ever known. He taught me everything. Maybe an international traveler such as yourself has heard of him?

*You hang your dress and corset on the hook, and look it over. It is awfully dirty, but maybe it can be salvaged, for memory’s sake.*

No... No, I don't think I've heard of a Domingo Montoya. I'll keep an eye out for the name though.

*You sneer at the dress. Having it off her has wafted the smell of the sea--not just the salty, fresh parts of it--over you. You choke down a gag, managing not to lose it all over the tiny changing room.*

Oh my god... I can't imagine you'll miss the smell either! Sorry, you probably don't even smell it... I'm really sensitive right now.

*You say the last sentence through the collar of your turtleneck, covering your nose. It wasn't very dignified, but there wasn't much else to be done as far as you could see.*