“ Sucks, really, because Tuesday used to be my poker night. I had the worst face out of everyone though, so maybe it’s for the best! As long as I get used to the slight jolt of pure terror and adrenaline, huh? I’m just kidding, it’ll be grand. Maybe I’ll get so good at running away, because I’m the worst at assimilating, that they’ll ask me to join the track team. Hey, stranger, don’t downplay yourself on my watch, you got it? I know it was top secret work. That’s why you’re the best for helping me out. I owe you my life as a death-threat-free-man. “
❛ please don’t owe me your life. i’m not sure i’d know what to do with it. ❜











