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(Β anΒ assortmentΒ ofΒ dialogueΒ promptsΒ thatΒ areΒ aΒ mixΒ ofΒ horror,Β humor,Β andΒ happyΒ hauntings!Β feelΒ freeΒ toΒ changeΒ howΒ youΒ seemΒ fit.Β )
β you say beetlejuice three times. and iβll say candyman five times. then we get them to fight. β
β thatβs your face? oh, i thought it was a mask. β
β if you ever get scared, you can hold my hand. β
β how late do you think the blood bank stays open? β
β what slasher do you think you could take? in a fight, i mean. β
β and the walls will ooze green slime?! wait, they always do that. β
β holy shit, you should have seen the look on your face! β
β these pumpkins may be tiny, but they give so much serotonin. β
β on halloween we dress as skeletons. but in reality, skeletons dress as us. β
β do you believe in ghosts? β
β i think weβre being followed. β
β well, one of us is going to have to change. β
β donβt tell me youβre afraid of the dark. β
β weβre not alone. β
β i see dead people. β
β i said, look behind you. β
β do you think ghosts ask if they believe in humans? β
β i heard the houses here give out huge candy bars. β
β itβs like weβre too old to trick or treat and too young to die. β
β hey you need aβ¦ hand? β
β halloween is the perfect day to hide a body in plain sight. β
β itβs just a mask, donβt worry! β
β have you picked out a costume yet? β
β i can read your fortune. it says youβre a nerd. β
β get in loser, weβre going to spirit halloween. β
β did that ghost just spell βget outβ wrong? β
β if you canβt summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine. β
β if a zombie apocalypse started on halloween, it would take a while to realize. β
β you frightened me. do it again. β
β wanna see something scary? β
β i came here expecting a trick, but youβre a real treat. β
β i donβt think we should be here. β
β maybe iβll summon a demon so i can hang out with someone. β
β what i want to be for halloween is loved. β
β whatβs your favorite scary movie? β
β iβve seen enough horror movies to know where this is going. β
β some people have swimming pools, other people have private cemeteries. β
β they really need to add bloopers at the end of horror movies. β
β you alright? you look like youβve seen a ghost. β
β thatβs fake blood, right? β
β i could have sworn we were just here. β
β do not say we should split up. β
β did the eyes in that painting just move? β
β i think itβs found us. β
β scared? iβm not scared. β
β you canβt help the dead. theyβre beyond help. β
β whatever you do, donβt look behind you. β
β i think iβm getting pretty good at this pumpkin carving business. β
β the scariest thing about halloween is that rent is due the next day. β
β β¦and they were never heard from again. β
β i know this isnβt your area of expertise, but is this guy dead?Β β
β why does that grave have your name on it? β
β i could really go for a hot chocolate right now. β
