Arcane Overthinking

Nothing answered.

The battle didn’t stop.

Her friends didn’t stop bleeding.

Heaven stayed silent.

So something else answered.

🎵 Cleric of Nothing

A story about faith breaking —

and power finding you anyway.

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Whoever hears my plea and my cry

Come to my side

Don’t let us die…

If heaven turns its listening face away

I’ll find a voice in the void today.

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Is it betrayal…

We kicked in the tower expecting death.

We got… psychological damage.

Meet the Wizard of Awkward Doom —

the only boss who doesn’t kill the party.

He just makes you wish you weren’t alive.

Secondhand embarrassment damage.

Sensory overload spells.

Mortifying debuffs that never expire.

🎵 Wizard of Awkward Doom

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He’s the wizard of awkward doom

You won’t die — you’ll just pray to soon

That the floor opens up

Swallows the room…

What’s worse: TPK…

What happens when an Archmage miscasts Polymorph… on themselves? 🐇

Now every spell is rabbit coded.

Carrot bombs. Nose-twitch counters. Zoomies strike.

Still terrifying.

Still powerful.

Just… fluffier.

🎵 Power Word: Thump

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Used to sign my scrolls

“Archmage of the Endless Sky”

Now I’m stuck at knee height

In your backpack

Stuffed and dry…

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If your party wizard turned into this…