ARCANE BULLSHIT

Some new things. This is a little break from me only posting about my Kickstarter. This is NOT a post about that. It is a different thing. DO NOT think about my Kickstarter, do NOT click the link in my bio. Now is NOT the time. https://www.instagram.com/p/CqYeixFOShf/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

The ARCANE BULLSHIT card of the month is: The Gravy Funnel. Will you endure the heavenly flow of cosmic meat milk? Or will this be a one-way trip to flavourtown? https://www.instagram.com/p/ByTBcQiHRL1/?igshid=1lbyfkuo855so

She came here to burn sage and embarrass her teenage daughter...And she’s all out of sage. She came with quite a lot too. https://www.instagram.com/p/BvKmEwUHSnk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vlzlok1luiu0

Holy fucking shit there’s a lot going on here. Both this fucking gem of a card and yesterday’s are from the Archangel Power Tarot, which I’m pretty sure is not ironic whatsoever. I felt I should credit them so you can become as obsessed as I am. https://www.instagram.com/p/BvIcdbfnFUI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gaht02xrwe4a

Guys I really love angel oracle decks. They are like magic cards for grandmas. #takethatangels #iwillfightanangel https://www.instagram.com/p/BvDEt8ZHxvr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1iw4g0botqh1p

JOIN THE ARCANE BULLSHIT GROUPMAGIC PHOTO SPELL COLLABORATION! In order to achieve ✨ULTIMATE DISTRIBUTED MYSTICAL POTENCY✨, please share pictures of your deck posed on your favourite towel, with at least one potato and some other mystical objects of your choosing. Seen here is the LIMP HAND OF GRACE, which is a vinyl glove filled with beans and old lemons. The more people who participate, the more magic we’ll get. Then maybe later we’ll summon a yacht and shoot a unicorn at it. Use the hashtag #bullshitspellz. If this sounds dumb and no one wants to do it, who cares? At least I tried. I can always go back to posting pictures of boxes. 🤷‍♂️📦 #arcanebullshit #witchesofinstagram #witchcraft #witchshit #magicspell #spellz #magjiyqk https://www.instagram.com/p/BuW2f9aHsPy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=a6sdmpqy1du1

Don’t magic alone. . . . #arcanebullshit #weirdotarot #mysticism #occult #occultart #witchcraft #witch #witchesofinstagram #occultism https://www.instagram.com/p/BslWJcRHq_n/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mt4n594msw13

More pics of the freshly forged Arcane Bullshit oracle. Pre-order your deck IMMEDIATELY. (Link in bio) . . . #witchesofinstagram #arcanebullshit #weirdotarot #tarot #tarotcards #oracledeck #tarotdeck #tarotdecks #tarotart #mysticism #occult #occultart #oraclecards #oracle #occultism (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsbF8c9nbPQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fcz05sytr10

Hey creeps! As promised, here are some completely real pictures of the very new Arcane Bullshit oracle deck. I’m really happy with how it turned out. Gaze upon all three of its dimensions. #arcanebullshit #weirdotarot #tarot #tarotcards #oracledeck #tarotdeck #tarotdecks #tarotart #mysticism #occult #occultart #oraclecards #oracle #occultism (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsY5jiEnOsy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wuvgysw7vg1m

This is my new favourite kind of mail. Just got an advance shipment of sample decks. More pics to come. (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsWD3DnHLDh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=uy7tjm3i428

Looking for gift ideas? Here are some of the hottest #witchtrends for 2019. . . . #arcanebullshit #evil #witchesofinstagram #broomsticksareout #treebranches https://www.instagram.com/p/BrkwIz6n1sY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14pl2hsx42x5g

Finally mailing out the first batch of Kickstarter rewards! Everyone who’s getting anything other than a deck, you can expect your package of sparrow beaks and laudanum soon. Or, you know, whatever you asked for. (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/BriP_NRn-UM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qby53yfr0alw

Finally making some new shit. I’ll be at the @bunzflea at the Gladstone hotel in Toronto all day Sunday, selling weirdness and giving away awkward vibes. #arcanebullshit #weirdotarot #tarot #tarotcards #oracledeck #tarotdeck #tarotdecks #tarotart #mysticism #occult #occultart #oraclecards #oracle #occultism (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrDbhXNHq9K/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1i1jbf0146tbc

Stocking up for the @bunzflea this Sunday at the Gladstone hotel in Toronto. I’ll be there from 10 to 5 with all kinds of bullshit. Come by and gaze into my cold, dead eyes. Do some commerce. Stuff your stockings with bullshit. (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq-Nns0H_W5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ro2136gu3ssu