pardon me while i have a strange interlude.

me on a regular streaming site: what do you MEAN you don’t have this 1948 movie

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

don’t care didn’t ask plus my psychic visions foretold all this

“I thought this was a macho western but it was pretty gay” 85% of them are like that. maybe even 90%.

the other 10%? so excruciatingly misogynistic you can’t watch them

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

if i were a gay beatle i would write a bunch of love songs with close harmonies that necessitated sharing microphones with other beatles so that we could sing i love you girl directly into each others faces every day for 10 years

insane man mario puzo sitting down at his desk: ok so the favorite son is sonny because he's the most eager to get into the family business BUT he sucks at it SO the real favorite son is michael because he actually has what it takes BUT he joined the u.s. army and became a normie in direct defiance of his father's wishes SO he's actually the LEAST favorite son right now EXCEPT fredo is generally pretty incompetent so HE'S probably the least favorite son by default BUT it's clear vito has a soft spot for him so probably the least favorite son is ACTUALLY sonny because he keeps making rash decisions and embarrassing vito in meetings BUT tom isn't even technically vito's son at all? like vito just refuses to adopt him? and he's not even sicilian? so i guess HE'S the least favorite son. except actually he's both the REAL favorite son AND the most qualified to succeed vito. but he can't so his favorite son status doesn't matter! anyway, sonny dicked cockily down the sta