Sfw, Guzma, fic- could u do a scenario where Guzma's S/O get absolutely sloshed and refuses to let him touch them because it's to the point where they don't even recognize him and their like, " thanks, but I've got a man", and proceed to gush and ramble abt how great he is not realizing its literally HIM
-I've never gotten this drunk before, I swear. I'm just uh...guessing this is what it's like. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.-
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"N-no no no, sir. I ca-hic-can't go home with you. I have a boyfriend." You said, leaning on the wall with one of your favorite drinks in hand. The entire room was spinning and your vision was blurry, making you think your eyesight suddenly went down the shitter.
Guzma looked down at you with the most entertained expression as you moved away from him. You had the most adorable pout on your face and your stubborn attitude was two-fold.
You had come along to one of the parties that Team Skull liked to throw, and you might've had a few too many drinks.
"I know, I'm ya boyfriend. Come 'er, let's getcha back to our room. You've 'ad enough." His deep voice rang through your ears. It was so familiar to you, yet you still couldn't tell who he was.
"No!" You said, hugging the wall, "My boyfriend will kick your ass w-with his partner pokemon. He's the strongest. Nobody fights pokemon like G-Gaston...Guzma!" You stuttered over your words as Guzma covered his mouth. Now you were thinking of the Gaston song and humming it to yourself, replacing Gaston with Guzma.
"Come on, lez go. Look, babe, it's me. Ya boi." Guzma said, cornering you. He leaned in closer so you could actually see him.
"H-hey...you kinda look like Guzma..." You saId before your drunk mind clicked, "Guzma baby I missed you!" immediately your arms were around him. He hauled you up into his arms as you began peppering kisses all over his face.
"Ya, hi babe." Guzma said, feeling himself relaxed.
"You won't believe this. There was this weird guy hitting on me earlier." You said as Guzma was already bringing you back to his room so you could lay down.
"Oh ya, must've been a piece of work. I'll kick his ass later."
-Just a funny thought, at least for me and Salt as I was reading proof reading. I read the "Look, babe, it's me. Ya boi." line as "Look, babe, it's a me. Ya boi." Guzma = Mario confirmed? ~Queenie-
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