(con)linguistic musings

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

It's the sort of car made for the morons who believe any major city is a dangerous active war zone and that they'll need protection from the roving murder gangs that roam the mean lawless streets of like, San Diego, while never once considering that they're exponentially more likely to accidentally hit the shoulder and roll a car and suffer a debilitating neck injury than they are to run into Immortan Joe as soon as they hit a town with over 500,000 people in it.

Shit sounds ass ngl

You have never created a thing in your life worth praise or respect and you never will. Fester in your own bitter mediocrity

MY MOLE RAT

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him

i’m like the joker in the sense that i tell jokes sometimes

i’m like the riddler in the sense that i tell riddles sometimes

i don’t have much in common with the penguin