Men be like: Fujoshis are DISGUSTING! They fetishise gay men and ONLY ever ship pretty anime boys!
Like my brother in christ those “pretty anime boys” i supposedly only ship in your eyes than include:
A redhead and a guy that every second author INSISTS is balding
SEVERAL robot war criminals from space
Lego Monkeys
A skrunkly Italian and a giant turtle
A rabbit and another giant turtle
A domestic communist terrorist and a hippopotamus














