it's probably polite to have one of these
given i now have several hundred posts and theyre theoretically tagged well enough to be sortable
It is I, the most anxious of crystals, the tensest of gemstones. Behold! My stuff. The vibes are "let's collar Sauron like the dogboy he is" and "weird inverted power dynamics."
one zillion links below
if it is friday, saturday, or sunday, im currently taking requests from the most recent post here! if not, i will reply to asks Eventually and they will Perhaps contain some fic.
Finished chapters go on my ao3. I made this sideblog so I could stop posting unfinished works there, but Mallachel specifically was already started, and I have no idea how often it will be updating.
Fic in progress
With Tar-Telepta, Aran MorinĂłrea (coruling Mordor for fun and aesthetics; silvergifting):
Homecoming (hello everyone meet my husband he is also king now!)
Annatarâs Shit Paradigms (catastrophic consent-related miscommunication)
The Worst Road Trip (my love language is kidnapping your uncle)
Devotional Artwork (The immortal god-king of Mordor, who does not insert himself into religious arguments between his worshipers anymore after The Incident)
Without Tar-Telepta:
Non-Euclidean Nan Elmoth (Maeglin mind controlling Glorfindel for fun and aesthetics)
Mallachel (accidental time travel with Nargothrond Celebrimbor and melted Sauron; silvergifting; on ao3 here)
Mysterious Milf in the Woods (this elvish princess is worried her husband will come home while im here đ wait, shit, for worse reasons than that -; aredhel/haleth)
Woefully Inefficient Soul Surgery (âWhy do you want to unchain us? Didnât you⊠do it on purpose?â Yeah, but Celebrimborâs sexier than Melkor, next question; second age silvergifting)
There's a Maedhros loose in Barad Eithel (maedhros yelling at fingolfin for the shit he did - or rather didn't do - in what lies against you; russingon)
Spring Forward (sticking ost-in-edhil annatar in the ring, for fun; gen w/ vague background yearning for silvergifting.)
Something is wrong with Ereinion Gil-Galad (more involuntary time travel, and a wildly implausible gilgalad origin story; redemption through the power of Dad; again the silvergifting vibes are there but theyre not the main focus)
Cat's-Eyes in Silvered Mirrors (role reversal of @lissomlace's Gilded Silks and Linens; doing madonna/whore shit to alphas in the Years of the Trees; o!Fingon/b!Finrod/a!Maedhros)
Twitch Plays Kinstrife (all of feanor's descendants wake up after their canon deaths. in feanor's body. when the kinstrife was just getting started; primarily genfic, not sure which ships will be visible in the background)
Drakemother (getting maedhros eggnant. he's glaurung's mom now. maedhros/oc dragon, russingon later, maedhros/glaurung even later. content warning: yes. (i will get around to a detailed list eventuallyTM))
Non-Silmarillion:
Seventeen-Dimensional Time Loom (Hector of Troy has a terrible timeloop; achilles/hector, achilles/patroclus, hector&patroclus)
Divine and Immortal Grandpa (FE9/10, canon divergence several hundred years precanon; Lehran/Altina, their descendants, and learning to live with what you've lost)
Extremely unsubtle courting gifts (the mysterious immortal yiling patriarch is a corvid with a crush; wangxian, dubcon romance during the sunshot campaign)
Podfic in progress
The Harrowing by @chthonion
Completed
A Major Diplomatic Incident (right in front of Elrond's salad? on ao3 here)
Donating Blood (vivisecting your maia boyfriend; silvergifting; on ao3 here)












