101 Things I Will Teach My Daughters by Leah Froehle
1. Chocolate is only a temporary fix.
2. A properly-fitting bra is not a luxury. It is a necessity.
3. Your happiness is your happiness and yours alone.
4. How to apply red lipstick.
5. How to wear the crap out of red lipstick.
6. A boyfriend does not validate your existence.
7. Eat the extra slice of pizza.
8. Wear what makes you feel gracefully at ease.
9. Love the world unconditionally.
10. Seek beauty in all things.
11. Buy your friends dinner when you can.
12. Wear sunscreen like itâs your second job.
13. Try with all your might to keep in contact with far-away friends.
14. Make the world feel at ease around you.
15. Walk with your head up.
16. Order a cheeseburger on the first date if you want to.
17. Never, ever bite your nails.
18. Swipe on some lipstick, put on your leather jacket, and sneak into a bar somewhere.
19. Learn from your mistakes that night.
20. Dental hygiene is not multiple choice.
21. Your GPA is not a confession of your character.
22. There is strength in breaking down.
23. You donât have to like yoga.
25. Take care of your feet.
27. Even if youâre tall, wear the heels anyway.
28. Classy is a relative term.
29. Drink whiskey if you like whiskey.
30. Drink wine if you like wine.
32. Offer no explanation.
34. You are no less of a woman when youâre in sweats and gym shoes than a woman in stilettos and a pencil skirt.
35. A woman is a woman is a woman.
36. Love your fellow woman with all your heart and soul.
37. Cry, uninhibited, with your friends.
38. Laugh until you canât breathe with your friends.
40. Exercise to be strong and healthy. A beautiful soul needs a sturdy vessel.
41. There is no shame in hoping for love.
42. My cooking is the best cooking.
43. Do not take sex lightly.
45. Anna Karenina. Iâd like it if you read it.
46. The world spins on the principle of inherent tragedy.
47. Do not be blind to it.
48. Men are effectively idiots until the age of 26.
49. Carbohydrates are not the enemy.
50. Involve yourself in an organized activity of your choosing.
51. Listen to classical music occasionally.
53. Do not use bath salts.
54. You are more than capable.
56. Donât smile if you donât mean it.
57. Mean your anger. Mean your sadness. Mean your pain.
58. I am always, always listening.
60. Get stuck in a foreign country with $4.67 in your account.
63. Come home smelly, tired, and with a good story.
64. Your story isnât really yours.
65. You are a compilation of othersâ stories.
66. Well-fitting and modest is ALWAYS sexier than too small and tight.
67. Who cares if glitter isnât tasteful?
68. Itâs too much eyeliner if you have to ask.
69. Learn to bake for when youâre sad and Iâm not there.
70. Humility and subservience are not synonyms.
71. Wash your face twice per day.
72. Be gentle with your skin.
73. Science is really cool.
77. There is no substitute for fresh air.
79. Make up for it later if you canât.
80. That salad is not better than pasta and it never will be.
81. Youâre fooling no one.
82. Find at least three green vegetables you can tolerate.
83. A smoothie is not a meal.
84. Expect the best from everyone.
85. People will let you down.
86. Bask in the sun (wearing a sunhat and SPF 90).
87. There is a certain kind of man you need to avoid at all costs.
88. Youâll know it when you meet him.
89. What other people say is right doesnât always feel right.
90. What feels right is where your happiness is.
91. Give thoughtful gifts.
94. Exfoliation in moderation.
95. Argue with people when you need to.
96. If itâs worth fighting for, fight fiercely.
97. Donât fight for acceptance.
98. You shouldnât have to.
99. Take pictures, but not too many.
100. Follow your bliss at all costs. (Iâm cutting you off at 22, though).
101. Chocolate ice cream, however, might just be a permanent fix.
