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taken literally 1 minute apart
Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

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oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day
drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny
I went into this video skeptical but y’all right
Toxic playing in the background makes this video
I love that the guy reached for his dick out of sympathy pain for someone who doesn’t have dangly bits

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Coronavirus-panicked dad locks son out of house after spring break trip
“Sensible Dad Who Follows CDC/WHO Recommendations To Keep His Elderly Parents Safe In The Face Of Massive Pandemic Maintains Quarantine When Idiot Son Breaks Shatters It”
Fixed it for you.
My new favorite Animal Crossing emotion is now Intense.
Intent to kill
I'm a gay vampire you son of a bitch
This is beautiful
i will literally never not reblog this.
do people really say that
Yea I’ve heard people say that shit
Yes, they say it all the time.
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Here’s her account, her tattoos are so fantastic to look at.
reblogging for the tattoo artists IG to be boosted
I keep seeing this post and I’ve gotta speak up on it, because that isn’t a good example of color on dark skin.
I’m a tattoo artist, and I’ve had a bunch of clients come in saying they were told dark skin can’t take any color whatsoever, which is bullshit. The long and short of it is dark skin can take plenty of color, provided it isn’t too light.
Tattoos look best when they’re fresh because the ink is still on the top layer of open skin. As the skin heals over the tattoo, the color gets less vibrant and defined. This is true of anybody of any skin tone. Tattoo pigments tend to act a lot like watercolor; they’re not terribly opaque in the skin, meaning that as that tattoo ages, the white will fade into patches of slightly lighter skin, and may disappear altogether, as will lighter colors like yellows and pinks. Many artists consider doing tattoos entirely or mostly in white ink to be irresponsible for that reason, and use white ink very sparingly to create small highlights, in places where even faded ink will add contrast.
Notice how the yellow is all but gone on even the lightest skin, while the deeper reds have stayed. And that isn’t even factoring in sun exposure, how often the skin is submerged in water, friction, or how the skin in the area bends and flexes. I know extremely pale people who lost all the color in their tattoos in 5 years due to a variety of those factors; I’m pale as they come, and the yellow in my oldest tattoo is only 2 years old and already super faded.
Color that lasts a long time is darker and more saturated than the skin it’s in.
See how the butterfly is still noticeably purple, and stands out in all the skin tones?
Teals, yellows, pinks and whites photograph beautifully in dark skin, but ultimately don’t have longevity as tattoos. Dark skin, however, can still take reds, blues, greens, purples, and browns beautifully! The best way to make color vivid in any skin is to put it in a strong black outline; tattoos like the one below will look like bruises as they age, and the fading color doesn’t have structured black to contrast and frame it.
Here’s some color on dark skin that will age well!
The yellows in this tattoo are very saturated and framed in lots of solid black; even if they fade, the fish will stay nice and vibrant.
Similarly, the white in this tattoo will definitely lighten, but the dark reds and blacks will hold the tattoo together very well.
Tl;dr, have a solid black outline, make sure the colors you pick are darker/more saturated than your own skin, and don’t rely too heavily on white. These are basic tattoo principles that can and should be used when deciding on any tattoo, regardless of skintone. Hope it helps!
Reblogging for the amazing fucking information I just received on tattoos

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I laughed way too much
that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.
The fucking squirrel thing, though.
He cares
This, this, this. People are asymptomatic for two weeks - this means you have no idea if you have the virus or not without being tested. Do not wait for symptoms to do something. Stay home (if you can) now.

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fucker should start drinking them all.
God reading the article makes this worse. He didn’t just make a big order to Purell or whatever, he literally took an SUV and made a 1000+ mile roadtrip clearing the shelves of every store he found. So not only is he hoarding/price gouging during a pandemic, he’s probably made it completely unavailable in a lot of communities because he cleared out every store in town. And then he justifies this by saying he’s being paid for his labor/making it available to people in bigger cities that dont have it (at 20x the cost) but I think this part was what really got me:
He thought about it more. “I honestly feel like it’s a public service,” he added. “I’m being paid for my public service.
Someone find this dude.
Rob that fucker of every bottle
This explains a lot. what a dipshit.
By the way Amazon and Ebay are refusing to participate in price gouging by disabling indepedent sales of such products so the dude is on the verge of bankruptcy now
Good fuck him I hope he loses his home
This article made me sooooo mad
Tennessee is investigating him and his buddy now, lmaoooo
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