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Presenting... Coachthulhu

Cthulhu by darkness

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Cthulhu takes a vacation to visit Kigali.

Sorry bloke, the Olympics are over.

The apocalypse moves to New York.

Cthulhu strikes again! His target? Moscow.

Cthulhu image by darkness; Moscow image by Russia Images.

Cthulhu strikes again! This time, it's Oslo! Operahuset? It's Cthulhu's opera.

As the apocalypse draws nigh, I'm featuring a series of travelogue posts with Cthulhu in various major cities around the globe. Think of it as Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, but darker. Each post will feature a different Cthulhu or related Lovecraftian God in a different major city. Beware!!!

For this post, Cthulhu is terrorizing Paris. Welcome to the CthuLouvre!!!

Move over Spider Pig: you've got competition. Spider Goats are the latest thing in genetics; as spider silk becomes useful for more and more applications, some mad scientists thought, "What if we took the spider silk gene and PUSHED IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?" That else is goats. The goats look, act, and presumably think (do goats think?) normally, but their milk has an extra protein that when extracted can be refined into spider silk. Welcome to the future.

Sources:

http://www.thestranger.com/binary/f505/1291144317-spidergoat.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-16554357

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17232058

http://news.discovery.com/tech/body-armor-spider-silk-121015.html

http://www.mnn.com/green-tech/research-innovations/stories/spider-silk-sheds-light-on-optical-fibers-future

Further Reading:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/18/bullet-proof-skin-spider-silk_n_930389.html