nothing to see here I've moved

i used to fantasize about pokemon being real and how cool it would be to be a trainer and by used to i mean five minutes ago i did that.

follow for some more sick text posts that I reblogged from someone else

I sure as hell hope you don’t use fanfiction as a guide to sex, because god have mercy on your arse

hey who wants to eat donuts and complain about our lives together

it’s really strange to think think that we’re all just background characters in other people’s lives, someone they walk past while rushing to be somewhere or bump into on their way to get coffee and these people all have their own problems and insecurities and lives and we’re not part of them. i just think about that a lot.

WHAT IF SNAKES HAD TINY LITTLE ARMS AND LEGS OMFG

so apparently those are called lizards