Abigail 🦝

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

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