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rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

reblog to Knight prev 🧎‍♀️‍➡️🗡️👑✨

It’s June

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

Let’s play doctor. I'll go first. You owe me $3200.

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.

They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"