“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“No.” They weren’t even asleep, but still. They definitely weren’t getting up now, nope, they were just going to keep laying there.
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“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“No.” They weren’t even asleep, but still. They definitely weren’t getting up now, nope, they were just going to keep laying there.

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five word prompts
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“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
"can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
"just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
"really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
"zero fucks given. next please.”
“okay… well, you’d look great in it… okay? come on, okay? i’m trying to hang out with you…”
“Fine, i’ll do it.”
“No, because none of you are any fun.”
‘None of you’ being all Ains. It’s odd to admit this, but even the fucking void itself has a rather nice body shape. When. You can tell it even has a body shape. But then again, he also really did not need to see Herrscher of all entities in a poor excuse for a sexist costume.
“How rude. I go through the trouble of putting this on for you and you don’t even appreciate it.” A soft sigh would come from their lips. You asked for this Doom, it’s your own fault you had to see this. “Now, what was that about wanting me to go ‘dazzle’ everyone else? I suppose if I’ve gone through the effort, I may as well show the others.”
“of course you don’t….is it because you can’t tease me? i thought…we could do something together…” so you wouldn’t have to feel worthless or useless….herrscher.`
“I’m not against matching costumes, i’m simply questioning your choice in costumes a little. Though, I have little opposition to wearing it I suppose.”

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“…herrscher, want to wear this maid costume for halloween? we can go as maids together.”
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“I can’t say I want to, but I will.”
“See you as a cheap skank? Oh yes, I want to see you in it very badly. In fact, I think you should give a little fashion show and dazzle the others as well.” So he can take pictures and remind everyone of this event.
“If this is your way of trying to humiliate me, than i’m afraid you’re hardly trying.” They proceed to take the outfit and leave the room with it. They return moments later, wearing said outfit. Take pictures, they really don’t care. “Are you pleased now?”
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“I wasn’t aware you saw me in such a way, Mr. Ancient. I suppose I should be flattered that you wish to see me in such attire?” They’ll put that shit on, don’t you test them.
“Why do I need a Halloween costume? I am my own Halloween costume.”
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honestly, sometimes, herrscher can be an absolute buzzkill. but he knows that the void king isn’t doing it on purpose. while snuggling the taller male, he’s making sure to cling to him the best he can without really ruining the others body. there wasn’t any warmth or coldness, but damn at least he wasn’t really alone. “hey, do you just, tolerate me? i’m probably just always bugging you when you want to be left alone…” for some reason, it kind of hurts. was it because he’s in child form right now…?
The question would take them slightly off guard, and cause them to pause in thought. Well, tolerate really wasn’t the right word for it. “To tolerate something implies that one dislikes something but deals with it anyway. I can’t say I tolerate you as I don’t hold any disdain towards you.” Yes, they may have had there issues in the past but neither of them throw in jabs at each other anymore, so Ain has no real reason to dislike him.
“I find your company pleasant, rather than simply tolerable.”
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“–this is fine.” even though he knew he truly wasn’t gaining anything in the process, it was still nice for him. with a content sound escaping the paradox’s mouth, he’ll just rest against the formless body of the void ruler. “let me know when to go,” puffing out his cheeks, “i just needed to not be lonely for awhile.”
“Yes, of course.” Except, they’d probably just let him stay there until he either fell asleep or got tired of it. It’s not like they had anything better to do at the moment. “That’s understandable.” They didn’t really get lonely, at least, not that they were aware of, but they still understood that other people did even if they didn’t.
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“why not cuddles….? just because we both are dead inside…doesn’t mean we can’t have some sort of affection…” he blinks at his void mate, tilting his head to the side. paradox was currently in his adult form but he was getting closer to herrscher, hands idly resting on the taller male’s arms because he did want to be held…or just gain affection in general.
unless herrscher told him to go away, which he would too.
“Fair enough.” They didn’t particularly crave physical affection, but they didn’t particularly dislike it either. It didn’t hurt to indulge Add a little either. Arms would move to wrap around the shorter male, pulling him closer. “Is this suitable?” Cuddling wasn’t exactly their strong suit, they had to admit.
“ who do you think you are? “ diabla get out and die pls
“I think I am the ruler of the void. I think I am Ainchase Ishmael.” There would be a slight pause, the slightest of smirks crossing their face. “Now, who do you think you are? I think you are nothing, Miss Demoness.”

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“ so what will it be tonight? “
“A little bit of nothing, with a side of pondering life’s meaning.” They would pause, letting that just be their answer for a moment before speaking again. “I have no plans tonight, unless of course you had something in mind that would prove entertaining?”
“ … is there something you want? “
“No? Am I not allowed to be here?” Did they care about the answer to that question? No. Were they going to stay regardless? Absolutely.