Hey, Guy. I've got all these dead mice and I don't know what to do with them. Do you know any good recipes for dead mice?
I like to make a mouse pizza. You start out with a really good crust, whatever kind you usually make is probably fine. If you’re in a hurry you can use store bought. Then I make this really money sauce, I use fresh tomatoes and I substitute catnip in place of basil. It’s outta sight! Then you’re gonna want to spread on your cheese. Top with the mice, leave ‘em whole for a little extra crunch, and cook it on top of a kerosene heater. Now you’re gonna want to strike a pose in front of the heater while it’s cooking; the humans will take lots of pictures because they think it’s really cute.












