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judge: state your name and age young girl: (with the voice of a trailer announcer) PEGGIE 18

shoutout to the Twink at the front desk of the natural history museum who let me go into their Yellowstone exhibit for free. also shoutout to my laptop for auto-capitalizing Twink. always nice to see respect for our troops 

centrists be like “I can excuse fascism but I draw the line at being against fascism” 

its just played backwards

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

honestly, as an LGBT activist and passionate feminist, I love family guy. Yes, it’s racist, sexist, and everything offensive. But that’s the point. It’s supposed to offend you, it’s all a big joke. Honestly, it’s a cartoon. You can’t take it seriously.

I know it’s you Seth McFarlane

alligators are cute

but watch out!

accidentally causes a helium leak at my 5 year old cousins birthday party & tries to fix it but the clown’s final moments are the funniest fucking thing on earth

full disclosure this was about a pipe cleaning van i saw walking home but everyone saying portal is valid

The fucking op name killed me