April

Slytherin: Excellent!

Hufflepuff, in shock: Really?!

Can’t

Sass

The

Sass

Act like something they like is dumb

Ignore them

Underestimate them

Tell them gryffindors are better

Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity.

That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it.

The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes.

old tumblr users:

Hufflepuff: But I can’t

Slytherin: What did they say?

Hufflepuff: …Can you help me?

Slytherin: And you said…?

Hufflepuff: Ye-

-type to eye you from head to toe then smile bright as fuck

-“what the fuck are you looking at?”

-never know what they’re thinking

-type to know where to get the loot

-“snitches get stitches, bitch”

-watches fight and records

-always knows the latest tea

-minds business but is a sucker for drama

-either doesn’t care or worry wart about grades

-street smart or book smart, no in between

-“no offense, but stop talking”

-has like 3 or 4 true friends but knows everyone

-home body but likes to party occasionally

-Resting Bitch Face

-“Fuck”

-“Wow, so we just out here being a whole dumb ass? That’s so cute”

-sarcasm

-“can you hang out tonight?” “I can’t, my plant is sick, have a great time though, bye”

-always the kid in school who showed up late or skipped but made good grades???

-funny af

-hates asking for help, would rather die

-“SLYTHERINS, WE GANG GANG”

-quiet and chill but loud af around close friends

-proud of wherever they come from

-lies like fuck

-smooth talk their way to hell lol

-awkward and laughs a lot during serious situations

-best taste in music

-social drinker

-challenges your thinking and always up for conversation on the subject

-doesn’t actually know what love is

-gets hella dates and ain’t ready for commitment

-looks like they have their shit together but don’t

-best advice giver despite never doing shit themselves

-advocates for the shit they believe in

-wants people to like them deep down

-overthinks everything

-“if I’m not dramatic and loud about it, do I REALLY like it?”

-“I’ll self care away my problems”