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Lom. Sweetie. Cupcake. Princess Owl-face. I'm so sorry I needed to take a month-long power nap. How are you and the bun in the oven doing??

Sips! Hi! -big smile- Were you seriously taking a month long nap? I hope the baby gets your sleeping skills then. We’re both doing fine, she’s getting bigger every day. I look like I swallowed a beach ball.

apricktoremember

Yeah, for real. That’s what happens when I don’t eat right and stuff, I’m stuck sleeping ‘til I can handle this body again. I guess there’s a lesson about self-care in here somewhere, but [shrug].

Oh thank god, I woke up and was pretty worried, it’s gotta be said. Nothing weird going on? No evil clones or magical shenanigans? Everything is good? You’re positive??

[caaaareful hug around the belly, jfc she’s as big as a house and it’s great]

#witchofgrace

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Oh my god, you are givin’ me the vapours.

#nsfw #chilimafia #JEKYLL #BUTT #submission

–uess, yeah.

Perfect.

#also your butt u fuckin nerd #nsfw #ish #chilimafia #submission

I can sort of g–

#chilimafia #submission #who is this guy anyway

chilimafia

Sjin, what the FUCK have you been up to around here??

Well uh… I mean, there’s been a SMALL amount of death threats? And beatings? Hah… Don’t worry, I handled myself like a boss! I showed them my kung fu! They ran screaming, you shoulda seen it!

chilimafia

Well uh… it’s been a while for me too so I will take anything I can get. I tried the uh… fucking a warm apple pie thing? Apparently it’s meant to feel just like a girls… thing. It didn’t. At all.

And yes! Come on over! I will- uh… get some lunch ready and we can start this police force back up and running!

apricktoremember

Sjin, you did NOT fuck a pie. Really?? Oh my lord. Please tell me I don’t have to treat first-degree burns on your ween. Please. Goddamn you, American Pie!!

–Wait, wait. You know what a girl feels like? Holy shit, you dog! You’re just full of surprises. When was this?? Who is she??

Fantastic, I am all about lunch right now! Lemme slip into something more comfortable…and suitable for dispensing justice!

#chilimafia #nsfw #ish

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chilimafia

Sjin, what the FUCK have you been up to around here??

Well uh… I mean, there’s been a SMALL amount of death threats? And beatings? Hah… Don’t worry, I handled myself like a boss! I showed them my kung fu! They ran screaming, you shoulda seen it!

apricktoremember

Well, there’s two kinds. One kind involves a first aid kit, because no doubt you got the crap kicked out of you at some point. No offense, but…you’ve got a history.

The second kind involves my dick. Sexual healing, if you will. I’m licensed to thrill and everything!

Yeah people sure get cranky when you go around insulting them, for some reason. A total fucking mystery!

I still have my handcuffs and uniform hotpants, if you do.

chilimafia

I am going to go with… first aid first, then dick. Preferably. I wanna be fully healed for dicking.

Sipsy, I never take the hot pants off. They’re part of my soul now. I mean, not literally… Like they CAN come off but I wear them every day under my clothes.

apricktoremember

That’s smart. I mean, I’ve been napping for like, a month-- I’m pretty randy, it’s gotta be said. Prepare your butt.

Shit, I can believe that. Like, you’ve probably even got a tiny pair of hotpants around your heart, that’s how much a part of you they are. God, what a trooper. Lemme shine my plastic official police badge and I’ll be over in no time for a uh, thorough inspection.

#idiots #chilimafia #nsfw #ish

chilimafia

Sjin, what the FUCK have you been up to around here??

Well uh… I mean, there’s been a SMALL amount of death threats? And beatings? Hah… Don’t worry, I handled myself like a boss! I showed them my kung fu! They ran screaming, you shoulda seen it!

apricktoremember

Kung fu, huh? Yeah I’ll bet they ran, and it totally wasn’t you doing the screaming, right?

You know I love you, buddy, but…you just never learn, do you? [sigh]

D’you need any uh, ‘victory first aid’?

chilimafia

I definitely need whatever that is.

And hey, you can’t blame me! People are just asking for it around here! I try keep to myself, grow my crops and have tea but… people are just so mean! I haven’t even done ANYTHING out of line. They need a good police team if you get what I’m saying…

apricktoremember

Well, there’s two kinds. One kind involves a first aid kit, because no doubt you got the crap kicked out of you at some point. No offense, but...you’ve got a history.

The second kind involves my dick. Sexual healing, if you will. I’m licensed to thrill and everything!

Yeah people sure get cranky when you go around insulting them, for some reason. A total fucking mystery!

I still have my handcuffs and uniform hotpants, if you do.

#nsfw #lul back at it #chilimafia

chilimafia

Sjin, what the FUCK have you been up to around here??

Well uh… I mean, there’s been a SMALL amount of death threats? And beatings? Hah… Don’t worry, I handled myself like a boss! I showed them my kung fu! They ran screaming, you shoulda seen it!

apricktoremember

Kung fu, huh? Yeah I’ll bet they ran, and it totally wasn’t you doing the screaming, right?

You know I love you, buddy, but...you just never learn, do you? [sigh]

D’you need any uh, ‘victory first aid’?

#jfc sjin #chilimafia

Thoughts on your favourite alcohol?

#welp you asked for it #sips answers

Thoughts on sex?

That’s, uh, pretty vague. Sex in general? I mean…I like it. I do it a lot. I kinda need it to eat properly, but I do it for fun too, obviously.

I’ve got a high sex drive and I’ve got no problem with it, I guess you could say. Yeah.

#nsfw #sips answers

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Thoughts on education?

Shit, that’s a new one. Education…well, I dropped out of grade 12 and didn’t take any post-secondary stuff, so maybe I’m biased?

Knowledge is never a bad thing really, but institutional education isn’t for everybody, I don’t think, despite what kids get told these days. It’s not the be-all and end-all of smartness to have gone through a crapload of schooling. I know a lot of dumbass graduates, that’s for sure.

I feel like…I dunno, school’s not bad, but there must be better ways to learn than sitting at a desk and having your life pre-determined by percentages on paper, y’know?

#thank you all for these prompts omg #sips answers

Thoughts on owls?

Ennnnhhhhh I’ve warmed up to ‘em. I wasn’t really a fan before I met Lom, I mean, they have dagger-feet and can fly, that sounds like a recipe for a bad time, you know? But they’re really not so bad. I do love those baby ones Lom said look like me. Grey owls, I think? Cute lil’ guys.

#sips answers #witchofgrace

Thoughts on Turps?

We haven’t hung out in awhile but the guy’s still pretty much my best friend. He’s way too obedient and caring for his own good but you can’t go wrong with Turps around.

...Unless you do go wrong, and then things get hilarious.

#tupstervision #sips answers

Thoughts on cacti?

Bruce is a chill guy, a great employee, saved my life, so it’d be a dick move to say I don’t like ‘em, wouldn’t it?

Plus, oh my god, one time I watched this video of a crazy dude eating a cactus, it was amazing! Check it out!

#I feel like sips would love LA Beast #sips answers

Thoughts on Mondays?

You can pretty much call me Garfield, because I love lasagna, and I hate Mondays!

Don’t actually call me Garfield, though, or I’ll dangle you upside down and shake you ‘til you puke.

#a distant relative perhaps?#sips answers

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Thoughts on Lomadia?

Oh my god, I’m supposed to write a short post on the topic, here, not a book! Jeeeeez! How am I supposed to–

Wait, okay, lemme put it this way: I love Lom more than dirt. Dirt.

I’d say that covers it pretty damn well.

#my brain can't write out a big post yet ehe #sips answers #witchofgrace

Thoughts on sharks?

Coolest things in the ocean. Great teeth, great smiles. I’m gonna ride one someday.

I still have Sips Jr, Large Marge, and Jimmyjams out back, maybe I can get a saddle for Marge! She won’t try to eat me…probably.

#she might gum me to death though #sips answers #shark tag

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