Rebecca / Applesauce

whenever i have bite sized candy, i will eat two pieces in different ways. the first one stays in my mouth unchewed until it melts. the second piece is chewed to experience all layers of flavor. do you agree or disagree? let me know in the comments below

my beloved fan from college is dying, it can’t hit the medium speeds anymore it can only do light trickle and full blast. everyone please say a prayer for my fan and text five people in your phone contacts and tell them to pray for becky’s fan

the sucky part of my “quit alcohol and start estrogen to save my life” plan is that the quitting alcohol part has to come before the starting estrogen part. so i just have to endure testosterone poisoning sober for at least a couple months. beats being dead though

New innovative concept where I sequester my hornyposting to a side blog called fapplesaucebecky not only is it a hilarious portmanteau, but I am on a journey of healing, self expression, and self improvement.

i was playing tetris drunk at the arcade and sucking ass and i was thinking “i should write a novel where the dom teases the sub for being bad at tetris” and then i got dizzy and lost immediately

they should invent clothes shopping that doesn’t make you feel fucking awful about yourself

i love new york city it’s like europe but with tasty pizza and bagel moment

there should be more sex and misery in art

it pisses me off when the ibuprofen doesn't say "take one" or "take two" in big letters on the packaging. bitch i have a headache. do not make me use the language recognition part of my brain

the problem with good mental health days is that not feeling empty allows me to feel really really sad

conditioner bottle says to leave it in for one minute but i have really thick hair so i should probably leave it in for 10 minutes while i worsch my butt

if you get a job do NOT read the social media posts you made while you were unemployed!